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The sinkhole just opened up a few minutes ago, should I evacuate or just ride it into the hole?

2006-06-25 12:00:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events Current Events

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ok here goes..." in my great big book of everything..i looked up sinkholes....and have come to the conclusion you should be ok...why? well...the typical sinkhole only goes down about 8.653 feet...your trailer house is well above 8.653 feet tall...so doing the math, i see that at least 4 feet of your house won't be under the mud...if it is even mud...could be any substance...considering you live in florida....god knows what the earth has in it there....so i say to you, my friend, ride it out! then when the allotted height is reached of your sinking...then simply jump off and asap call your insurance company...most insurance company's have a clause in them that clearly states if your house is sucked into a sinkhole you are covered 99.856 %.....then you should buy a new trailer house and please by all means move to better ground! away from volcanoes, and rolling rocks....."

2006-06-25 17:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 5 1

Well, the sinkhole just opened up, so it's probably too late to evacuate. Stick around and see what happens. It could be really cool. For the best fun, sit on top of your trailer with binoculars to get a "bird's eye view" so to speak, har har har.

2006-06-25 14:36:27 · answer #2 · answered by NA 6 · 0 0

Why are bad things always happening to your house?
"There's a Tornado coming toward my house! What should i do?"
And don't forget, "There's a Volcano erupting near my house!"
Oh, and how can we all forget, "There's a giant rock coming toward my house!" An don't forget this question. If it's that bad over there, move out!
-I'm not being rude, but siriously.

Oh, and to answer your question, evacuate.
Don't drive in the hole or i will never get over the fact that you died.

HAVE FUN!

2006-06-25 12:40:57 · answer #3 · answered by Betterwithpie 5 · 0 0

First call 911 and try getting some help if neccesary. Then try getting out of the trailer safely with ur family. Losing a trailer is better than losing your life or family' s.

2006-06-25 12:15:10 · answer #4 · answered by Tony Montana 1 · 0 0

Ride that holermajole all the way down! Watch out for the shaft...

2006-06-26 19:42:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

make love to the sinkhole with your huge chicken cok

2006-06-25 14:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd ride it out. You may be able to do some mining while you're down there - you never know, you could find something valuable.

2006-06-25 12:22:39 · answer #7 · answered by DR. HARPOâ„¢ 5 · 0 0

Look for oil on the way down. Or move your trailer.

2006-06-25 12:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by quietwater 4 · 0 0

Give the sunk a notice of eviction

2006-06-25 13:50:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe you live on that lake that just disappeared? Catch some of them fishies to eat before they all get to stinkin'!

2006-06-25 15:01:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

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