Why do men miss the toilet?

Question

You are holding your tallywacker...not a firehose! Aim for the bowl!!!

Answer 1

Aiming is one thing, but the stream flows out of the path on its own. Don't blame us for this, it is much more "sporting" to get it all in the bowl. It is never on purpose, no offense to ladies.

Answer 2

Oh. My. God. Lets bash males, shall we? We SOMETIMES miss the toilet because we have to aim from so far away. You seal yourself right up against the seat. But you know what? I've heard of the women's restroom being nasty, too. You know the hover that you guys do? That's like, what? Four inches away from the toilet? And you still miss. So maybe your question should be why do guys make it IN the toilet so often because we are aiming from so far away. In addition, think of it like a gun where the barrel isn't always pointing the same way. You never know where its going to go until it goes. For an example of this (albeit exaggerated) watch Me, Myself, and Irene.

I know this is a rant, but I felt somebody needed to explain this to all you (perhaps unintentional) male bashers. I hope this clears up any misconceptions you had.

Answer 3

Your comment after your question was funny but oh so true!!! Women have been asking this question most likely for decades!! You'd think with a hole that big that they would be able to aim for that!! I know all about this problem!! I grew up with a bunch of men and boys in my life!! Not one of them were successful in their aiming abilities!! We always had to put down a old towel or two and sometimes paper towels as well.

Even back in the days of out houses, men couldn't aim right then!!

Perhaps a man or two could actually answer your question (if they answer honestly that is...)

Good luck to you and have plenty of old towels and paper towels handy just in case.

Answer 4

Well in my case when i use to use the toilet befor i became incontinence i would sometimes miss it but it wasn't me fault sometimes it would be hard and i coulden get it to bend even with a hammer so that's why we do it. He;; Ive been knowen to miss one as big as a no.2 washtub

Answer 5

If the toilet was big enough we'll never miss it.

Answer 6

My god! You guys saying "It's soooo far away, we have to aim, it's hard!" why not just SIT DOWN? Nobody's gonna know, it won't affect your male dignity at all! I mean, if you're sitting and defecting and have to pee, don't you pee sitting down anyway?

And if you can't possibly bring yourselves to sit down, how hard is it to clean up your own mess? You think your family wants to step in that?

Same for women in public bathrooms, how hard is it to take some toilet paper and wipe up? "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat" LMAO

Answer 7

Look you......we dont get to sit okay? I mean really..it's two whole feet away..that's a long way! Give us a break...geez. You know it has a mind of it's own....it just kinda...squirms....it's like trying to get a two year old to walk around where you want em too...have you ever tried that? Besides..it's fun to make you ladies so mad...whahahahhahahahahaahhahhah! And we miss because we just dont care.

Answer 8

Even when you're holding it you aren't sure which way the darn thing is going to shot until it starts to flow then you can correct your aim.

Answer 9

Lord knows I ask this question every day. I have a husband and 3 sons. No one hits it but me, and I think I could aim better than they do if I stood up and tried.

Answer 10

It's mostly due to shortness. A longer barrel always has a better aim.