...the waitress at a restaurant was taking your order......farted ?
2006-06-25 07:32:50 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
pornstar-you never cease to amaze me......
depends....if it was McDonald's, I'd leave & move on to Whataburger [& yes, I'm thinking of the one taking your order behind the counter].
If at a 5 star where I've been longing to go for a long time & indulge in some succulent lobster with the works, I would definitely stay & blot it out of my memory, but this person may suffer a bit on the gratuity end.
2006-06-25 07:49:18 · answer #1 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If the waitress said or did nothing, I would do the same and ignore it completely. If the waitress said "excuse me" or something to that effect, I would simply say "you're excused" or "no problem."
According to Margaret Berry: (editorial opinion)
"As a society, we’ve decided that flatulence does not exist. If everyone followed basic etiquette guidelines, none of us would need to worry about passing gas in public. The correct thing to do if you have a digestive indiscretion, even an audible one, is to pretend that your intestines never tried to join the conversation."
2006-06-25 07:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by Barry B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that actually happened to me but not at a resturant. At triple A, the lady helping us sneezed and i guess the pressure was too much to handle. I waited to get ouside to start laughing
2006-06-25 08:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...damn, if anybody's be passing the vile smelling gas, it would be me... I'm vegetarian and thus, polish off 2-4 cans of beans daily.. (ahh me, but they are not the problem.. my system's grown used to them after 5 years on a 'healthful diet..' it's the cabbage, raisins and broccoli that tend to divert attention to my 'flatulent end..') I would think zippo of it if the good woman thus passed gas, m'dear.. (as I said, everyone that is dining w/me would assume it WAS me..) lol melancholia
2006-06-25 11:06:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Order some of that and get it to go!
2006-06-25 14:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. I would tip her extra. Hee Hee. Then I would fart too...we could have a contest...."Basking in the ambiance..." (White Chicks)
2006-06-25 07:38:20 · answer #6 · answered by jrollo76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut a big loud ripper then blame some one esle.
2006-06-25 07:37:43 · answer #7 · answered by iamhermansen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not feel so bad when I farted later on. Farts happen.
2006-06-25 07:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess in situations like that you would feel more embarrassed then the person who was being embarrassed!!! Do you get what I'm saying??
2006-06-25 07:38:06 · answer #9 · answered by amulz1234 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave. I find the smell of farts unappetizing.
2006-06-25 15:48:15 · answer #10 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋