I am a liberal Democrat from the great state of Massachusetts. I have a small drinking problem and my hobbies do include drinking and walking around my backyard in my underwear watching my nephews bring over girls to rape. My brothers killed Marilyn Monroe and the whole family has BIG issues with our teeth, flying in airplanes and guns. I enjoy midnight rides after drinking a fifth of bourbon with a beautiful lady at my side as I drive over rivers using bridges. I am so drunk right now and confused. Do you think I should retire from public office? Help me please.
2006-06-25 07:08:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Oh Ted, just drink another one and you'll feel all better.
2006-06-25 07:17:26 · answer #1 · answered by sparkie 6 · 11⤊ 7⤋
You are drunk and confused now but in the morning you will merely be confused. If the lady still looks beautiful in the morning then you don't have a drink problem. If the lady dosen't look so good then maybe you should seek help with the drink.
2006-06-25 14:18:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teddy, Teddy, non of that stuff was your fault, quit blaming yourself. Your brothers didn't kill Marilyn (she is not dead-she's living in Argentina with Elvis) they faked it and got her out of the country, because she knew J Edgar Hoover was gay, Plus they knew you wanted to sleep with her and you do drink too much and would have gotten drunk and bragged to someone and then the secret would have been out.
As far as retiring from public office I would if I were you the second gunman is still out there somewhere!
2006-06-25 14:23:11 · answer #3 · answered by L3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that lady may not be so beautiful anymore if u continue to be drunk and drive, that aint smart. try to get some professional help with this, cuz yahoo answers isnt the greatest place to turn to. u know? i wish there wuz more i could do.
2006-06-25 14:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by Twich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take Arnold with you! I resent that you would use your "power" to change the Constitution so that that foreigner can run for president and keep your family in extended (lasting) power. Your whole family should retire from politics. Thanks for the opportunity to answer this question!
2006-06-25 14:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by cosmosclara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a big retarded dumb asz. I hope that you get great pleasure out of a tragic accident that happened 40 years ago.
2006-06-25 14:16:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
please dont retire we need a few more like you , this world is in a crazy mess with out you ,
you are one in a million, oops was that my last drink talking i think its about time i retire to bed
2006-06-25 14:16:59 · answer #7 · answered by cluelesskat maria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ted, everyone loves you.
2006-06-25 14:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋