what are your favorite simpsons quotes?

Answer 1

"Yeah Homer, they used to call me 'Kid Gorgeous.' Then 'Kid Presentable.' Then just 'Kid Moe.'"
-Moe

"Oh, we used to call that the stinger. 'Cept they don't let you use that no more."
-Moe

"He's a hungry fighter up from the ranks. Seriously, Homer. He's fighting for a sandwich."
-Moe

"Oh, son-of-a-diddily."
-Flanders

"I tried to march in a parade once, but they wouldn't let me."
-Mr. Smithers

"Well sir, the people see you as some sort of ogre."
"What?! I'll club their bones and eat their flesh!"
-Smithers to Burns

"Patience, Monty. Climb the ladder."
-Mr. Burns

"Nobody'd prosecute a baby. Except maybe Texas."
-Chief Wiggum

"Dear Lord, if you want me to eat this donut, please give me no sign. ... Thy will be done."
-Homer

"If only I read that book by that wheelchair guy."
-Homer

"Ooo, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut."
"That's a good thing."
"Explain how."
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
"Woohoo!!!"
-Homer's brain to Homer

"D'oh!"
"A deer!"
"A female deer."
-Homer, then Marge, then Lisa before hitting a statue of a deer.

"Nuke the whales? Why would you want to do that?"
"Uh-uh? Gotta nuke something."
"Touche."
-Lisa to Nelson

"Hee, hee, wanna peanut?"
"Please do not offer my god a peanut."
-Apu to Homer, after Homer tries to offer a peanut to a statue of Ganesha, a Hindu god.

"I didn't know Xena could fly."
"I told you, I'm Lucy Lawless."
-Lisa to Lucy Lawless

***My all-time favorites:***
"Who's that goat legged fellow, Smithers? I like the cut of his jib."
"That's the Prince of Darkness, sir. He's your eleven o'clock."
"Excellent."
-Burns to Smithers

"I thought raising the dead would be good for a chuckle. How wrong I was."
-Bart

"Oh my god! The dead have risen and their voting Republican!"
-Lisa

Those are just off the top of my head. There are millions of 'em.

Answer 2

When Marge got on the boat in the King Kong episode:
Smithers to Burns - "Sir, women and seamen dont mix !"

Great question - any excuse to read Simpson quotes is fine by me .

Answer 3

Let's rob the bank, give the money to the poor, rob the poor, and SHOOT THE MONEY!!!! WIlliam Bonney

AAAGHHH I'm losing my perspicacity!!!! Lisa Simpson

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's! Sherri/Terri

How many monkey butlers will there be? nelson
One at first, but he'll train others. Bart

My cat's breath smells like cat food. Ralph Wiggum

Tai Chi and Chai Tea!!! Lisa Simpson

Answer 4

Here are a few;
Burns
Compadres...it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the raining season. And remember...a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of colonel Montoya.
Burns again
What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?

Answer 5

Homer: Forty seconds? But I want it now.

Jimbo: Mr. Black. Another brandy.
Mr. Black: Gentlemen, to evil.

And last, but not least.

James Woods: Now, if you will excuse me. I must be off to another planet to fight off alien life forms.
Marge: Ohh, that sounds like a good movie.
James Woods: Right. A movie.

Answer 6

HOMER:

"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."

Answer 7

" Now why would you wear cleats to a store!" - Moe after being trampled by a mob of christmas shoppers.



Smithers: : Well sir, some people see you as kind of an Ogre"
Mr.Burns: " WHAT? I ought to club them and eat their bones!

Answer 8

Doh

Answer 9

I can't stand the Simpsons.

Answer 10

The Lepraucan tells me to burn things -Ralph Wiggum