2006-06-25 06:33:25 · 11 answers · asked by Tom H 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Aliens keep the intelligent ones. Rednecks are in the alien catch-and-release program. :-)
2006-07-02 02:58:28 · answer #1 · answered by y2 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-15 05:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The intelligent abductees are smart enough not to say anything so people don't think they're rednecks on moonshine.
2006-06-26 04:06:39 · answer #3 · answered by bulldog5667 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question. How come only ignert people claim to see Big Foot and a lot of beer is involved?
2006-06-25 06:36:48 · answer #4 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because intelligent people are too smart to believe in abductions...
2006-06-25 06:37:44 · answer #5 · answered by crunkmyfunk5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question - prob. because the "rednecks" want attention.
2006-06-25 06:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
same reason the only place ET lands is Buba's corn field's
2006-06-25 06:38:44 · answer #7 · answered by Pobept 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because intelligent people wear this....
http://www.stopabductions.com/
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
2006-06-25 06:37:20 · answer #8 · answered by Raynanne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because a real society is judged by their riff-raff
2006-06-25 06:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by dacihak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya it's that and people's meds.
2006-06-25 17:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋