It's called Mulcahy's War, season five.
During this episode, we find BJ hard at work on a young man's foot, apparently a self-inflicted wound. Which doctor of the M*A*S*H 4077th claims to be an expert on foot wounds?
Frank. Frank sees that BJ is working on a young soldier's foot, and claims to be an expert in the area. He also claims that the wound looks 'fishy', to which Hawkeye responds, 'I think he has a fish fetish'.
Frank insists that the soldier with the foot wound whom BJ is patching up has shot himself. Hawkeye makes up an incredible lie about the young man, a certain Danny Fitzsimons. He claims that Fitzsimons is a star placekicker for which university's football team?
Fordham. 'What happened is, an enemy soldier shot at him from very close range,' claims Hawkeye. 'Instinctively, Danny tried to kick the bullet out of the way', he insists. Frank inquires about the enemy soldier, to which BJ responds, '10-yard penalty'. Not surprisingly, Frank buys the entire story...asking Radar if Fordham has a football team.
After patching up Fitzsimons, Hawkeye and BJ are summoned to the helicopter pad where they are told two wounded soldiers have arrived. When they examine the two 'soldiers', they discover that one is a dog. What sort of dog do they find on the rumble seat?
German Shepherd. The dog is a beautiful German Shepherd, best friend of Sergeant Hodkey, the other wounded soldier. Hodkey claims that his pal, the dog, saved his life.
We not only find out that this dog is a corporal in the U.S. army (according to his human companion), but that he has a cutesy name. What is the dog called?
Cupcake. Corporal Cupcake managed to save Hodkey's life by tripping a landmine, he later claims in the O.R. When Frank enters the O.R., Hawkeye immediately consults with him about this new wounded 'soldier', whom they claim has been wounded in the foot. Hawkeye confides that the wound is obviously self-inflicted. Frank is insulted to discover that he is to operate on a dog, and despite the fact that his patient is a canine, insists that he be punished for inflicting his own wound. Frank is in wonderful form in this episode, don't you think?
2006-06-25 05:32:43
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answer #1
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answered by JoeyIngles 3
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Joey Ingles is perfectly correct! "If you do not send the (man) (10 pts), then you are indeed a cad" to paraphrase Winchester!
2006-06-25 15:09:16
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answered by shellb7088 2
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