2006-06-25 02:24:55 · 23 answers · asked by sonny j 2 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
LOL. That's hilarious. Why don't you try it and let us know.
2006-06-25 02:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by tictickchick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes but, make sure you put a tourniquet around the base and leave the tourniquet in place for at least three weeks. Once the member has turned black it should be safe to remove the tourniquet. Good luck.
Disclaimer: The above statements are only my opinion and should not be taken as medical advice, as, I am not a medical professional. Just in case you are that stupid.
And, if you are that dumb and choose to follow this advice, it is a good thing. We will not have you spreading your seed and corrupting the gene pool.
2006-06-25 03:27:42 · answer #2 · answered by gradyinchrist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally safe!
2006-06-25 02:28:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, I think you only asked this question to get the attention of everyone on here. You have to know that answer yourself. If you are seriously considering it, you need more than a can opener, you need psychological counselling.
2006-06-25 02:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by trueblond195 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!! are you really that dumb? sorry, but don't you ever watch those ER trauma shows?? a guy came in from trying to do that himself, and ended up REALLY messing up his manhood, if you know what i mean, he jacked up the front and plastic surgery had to be called in. Just go to ur doctor. Why do it the hard unsafe way??
2006-06-25 02:32:24 · answer #5 · answered by who cares! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As safe as what? Your scheme is safe, as safe as using a hairdryer in the shower, or feeding wild bears out of your hand.
2006-06-25 02:30:50 · answer #6 · answered by coffeebean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not be flippant with such a serious matter. I have known of 'home circumcision' during my career in London and it certainly is not funny. Asians used to get the butcher in some groups to do the necessary and the harm they did to the boys concerned caused major problems. Next time, please try to keep your sick humour in check....................
2006-06-25 02:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry, but hell no. only a perfesional should do it. there are a number of reasons why, such as it could get infected by what ever is on the opener. you should always have a professional do that sort of thing.
2006-06-25 02:28:27 · answer #8 · answered by flamemage10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets see: An unskilled operator in unsanitary conditions with no emergency plans. It is very unsafe.
2006-06-25 02:30:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
instead of using a can opener...you show use the swiss army knife...it's sharper and easy to handle....in case of bleeding, use sanitary napkin to absorb all the blood....tie a big knot and in a month or two, you will have a completely new d.ick head attached to your neck !!
2006-06-25 02:31:44 · answer #10 · answered by jims_bong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious? I hope that you are not, but I'm gonna have to say no. If it were, don't you think people would be doing that to save money. I'm sure it would be quite painful and that it would get infected. Don't try it.
2006-06-25 02:29:24 · answer #11 · answered by Maymie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋