best answer gets 10 points you funnest love story?

Answer 1

A guy goes a bit nuts after his wife leaves him.

Alone on Christmas Eve, he finds an ugly old offcut from a Christmas tree in a skip. He takes it home and decorates it.

For reasons beyond human comprehension, he falls in love with the tree - whose name is 'Trina' - and they start a relationship (complete with sexing & kissing)

Sadly he dies from the tetanus poisoning which he catches from the splinters.

THE END

(PS: this story is copyrighted. so if anyone steals it, i'll sue their ***).

Answer 2

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.

Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well.

Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's that?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."

And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"

Answer 3

For Pete's Sake with Barbra Streisand.
Barefoot in the Park with Jane Fonda and Robert Redford.

Answer 4

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said,"NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and
hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever
he wanted.

THE END

Answer 5

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIRL AND A BOY............................THE THE END

Answer 6

Would you love me tommorrow???