Mine is " are u my conscience?" From finding nemo..WHATS YOURS!?
2006-06-24 22:44:21 · 16 answers · asked by Nikkiie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
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2006-06-24 22:47:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
from the school of rock when professor sneebly(jack black's character) was asking the kids what do they like to do, so they can form a band
pr.sneebly: and you, whats your name?
freddy: freddy jones
pr.sneebly:freddy jones,what do u like to do?
freddy: i don't know...burn stuff?
and then again, of course, from the school of rock,when the kids could not get an audition to the battle of the bands concert, and jack black's character was explaining to the manager that the kids are really sick and they need to get into the audution
pr.sneebly: these kids have a rare blood disease.
manager: what?
pr.sneebly: yes..they have stick-it-to-da-man-niosis
manager:oh really?..ive never heard of it
pr.sneebly:well,you're lucky..it's hell!
hahahaha this movie is hillarious! hahahahahaha.....
2006-06-25 00:27:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.
Diego: I don't eat junk food.
2006-06-24 23:16:58 · answer #3 · answered by jay-z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"your uncute, unsexy, built like a brick, and as vile as a gorilla" from ranma 1/2 big trouble in nekonron china. ranma says this to akane as he and akane and happosai are running from everyone in the beggining of the movie. it is an animated movie but it made me laugh for a while. well any ranma fan anyways. lol
2006-06-24 22:55:44 · answer #4 · answered by Tommy May 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: [silence]
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!
from Shrek 2
2006-06-24 23:55:03 · answer #5 · answered by zowyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keeping with the cute and clean theme, I liked Shrek's response in the first movie.
When they were approaching the dragon's castle, Donkey asked, "Where is this fire-breathing, pain in the neck, anyway?"
Then, Shrek replied, "In the castle, waiting for us to rescue her."
2006-06-24 23:24:12 · answer #6 · answered by G. Rex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Duck Soup:
Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly)says, "Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor--which is probably more than she ever did!"
2006-06-24 22:55:08 · answer #7 · answered by Jack Nicholson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry if this is more than G rated but it was Gene Wilder in 'See no evil, hear no evil' When he was asked if he had a last request before being shot, he said, "I suppose a ******** is out of the question?"
Wow, they censored it! Cool!
2006-06-24 22:48:40 · answer #8 · answered by madbaldscotsman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From... Super Troopers
**At the fast food joint**
Employee says in microphone - "Can I get a burger, its for a cop"
Cop - "What? are you going to spit in it?"
Employee - "No I just said that so they make it heaps good"
Cracks me up everytime!
2006-06-24 22:51:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little more rockier"
"Yeah, that John Denver is full of **** man!"
(they were driving in Nebraska and thought it was Colorado)
Dumb & Dumber
2006-06-24 23:27:57 · answer #10 · answered by Sinurgy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Paul Newman after being called a bastard. "With me, it's an accident of birth, but you, sir, you're a self-made man."
2006-06-30 07:35:09 · answer #11 · answered by lrad1952 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋