funny story?

Question

hey all whats your funniest story??? about anything... mine is uhhhh well ive fallen down stairs in front of over 100 people in an exam room...and well lets just say a few other poeple did it after me

oh and one time i was at the mall ALONE and i wasnt paying attention and i walked into a pillar...so i cant blame talking to anyone i just dont pay attention when i walk

Answer 1

wow.... you started a trend ! cool! lol... hmmm yes I too have had a life time of goofs.... but just one for now.... the first time I stuffed a turkey.. I had invited everyone over for thanksgiving but I had stuffed the wrong end..... which everyone noticed..then laughed at me... questioning how I even managed to do it...... I just said.... well it wasn't easy!. I really had to cram it in there!!!!! lol..

Answer 2

It happened in 6th grade. My family and i had just recently moved to Plano, Texas and we were living in an apartment complex. We just moved in and i knew no one. Anyway, one morning on the weekend i woke up somewhat early and thought, maybe il get the newspaper and have some breakfast. Im only in my boxers but i figure the paper is right out the front door, who will care, right? No one will see me, Il just peek out and grab the paper. But it wasnt right out side the door, the paper boy had been slacking. it was about three feet or so away. Just far enough that i had to walk out fully, thats fine i snatch it and run back inside. but that doesnt happen either, instead the door shuts behind me and i get locked outside. thats nice. then i remember my mom and brother left early in the morning for some appointment. Im stuck outside in my boxers for eveyone to see. No use in panicing, i just went to the back porch and sat down, reading the paper and waiting for my mom to get back. Lets just say, i never made friends at that complex. You would think, at least i learned something right? but no, this same event happened to me twice more after that, but niether of which was quite as embarassing.

Answer 3

One night i was walkin with some pals through the woods when we came to the highway bout 8 miles from my house at 4 in the morn and we decided to do something you cant do everyday! We lay in the highway and looked at the stars then i got up and pissed on the highway!

A couple weeks later we went for a walk through town! And i pissed on a fire hydrant!

Answer 4

My 2 girls and I were shopping in a drug store. The oldest (16 yrs old) went down one isle holding a shopping basket in front of her facing one side of the shelving and turned to me and said...

oldest: Mom, I just gotta have this.
Mom: Why?
oldest: Because it's just PERFECT!
Mom: Mmm, when are you going to use it?
oldest: Huh?!?!
Mom: Dear, you're standing in front of the rubbers.

It was a 3' high by 5' wide display of assorted condoms and she was standing right smack dab in the middle of it all.

youngest: Mom? What are rubbers?

=))

Answer 5

I was in a shoe store and as a kid, dead curious. and dead bored. So I was sitting on the staircase pretending to be a magician. They had railings with elaborate designs. As a magician my task was to get my head through it. I was so proud of myself. And I started talking to my audience with my head through the railing. My 'audience'. When I was ready to bow to my audience I found out that I couldn't get my head back out. My ears were in teh way. My head was too big. I began to breathe hard and panic. I screamed for help and my face turned red. My parents ran and they played tug o war with me. And finally I got out. My ears hurt and my face was red. We didn't buy the shoes. I didn't get to do my final bow.

Answer 6

At my high school graduation, I was walking out of the church talking to my parents. I was so involved with our conversation, I smacked face first into a pillar :-)
They still tease me about it :-)

Answer 7

I was at girl scouts canp when i was 7 years old and a scout flashed her breast at the instructor LOL and she called her mom and her mom beat her wit a shoe and she got kicked out of the camp

Answer 8

I shot an arrow in the air, where it landed I know not where. I turn around, and there in the grass, lay my doggie with an arrow up his a**. Enjoy.

Answer 9

Once upon a time in a magical land of fairies, THEY ALL BURNED LIKE CRAZY.

Hope you liked that **** story. Took me 12 years to write that.

Answer 10

i teleported home one night
with Ron,and Sid and Meg
Rodney got Meggy's heart
and i got Sidney's leg
I AM FROM BEATELJUICE FIVE WE USE THIS MODE OF TRANSPORT A LOT