Because we got desperate, and did it, and now I think I have the spirit inside me. Inside my lungs. And it wants out.
2006-06-24 17:06:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
While an avid christian person may tell you you're going to hell or some such, I would say kudos on being resourceful.
By the way, the hallucination of the Spirit being in your lungs and wanting out will go away after you come down off the kind. ;) Congrats also on getting some killer weed to make you feel that way.
2006-06-24 17:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by Dark_Lady_Kizanth 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, your obvious self-adoration for the "George Carlin" type abasement of a symbol of righteousness is woefully misdirected. The pages of the Bible are not held in high esteem; the believers who you hoped to offend have "hidden the words in their hearts that they might not sin against God."
So, you see, even a mindless act of idiocy, such as you describe in you post, really has no affect whatsoever, except to strengthen an already strong faith that those without Christ in their lives act, sound, and manifest sinful natures such as yours. I thank you for your validation.
Please try and remember that the power and might contained in the inspired works of the Bible will never be adversely affected by people like you. Because, as I'm sure you failed to read---and even if you had read the words, their meaning would have been lost---2nd Timothy 2:15 says, we should all study to show ourselves approved workman, needing not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the Word of Truth. I'm sorry you have to devise such attitudes you hope will "shock and awe" people. When, instead, your attitude simply evokes a feeling of pity over your self-loathing.
I'm just happy that your first step was picking up a Bible. "For the Word of God [not the page of a specific book] is living and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the division of soul and spirit, and of body, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. Hebrews 4:12
2006-06-25 00:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, dont fight it, they put the clear thin paper in the back for a reason and you figured that reason out....this is the way god intended for his message to get across, direct implantation of the holy spirit in the lungs through use of marijuana....
2006-06-25 00:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by UCSC Slugmaster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. did you ever see the first Cheech and Chong album? That's right, I said album. It has a rolling paper attached that is the same size as the album. I saved it.
2006-06-25 00:16:07 · answer #4 · answered by goldielocks123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoy the joint. I knew the Bible would have to come in handy sometime. Now you've found it's intended use. Well done! :-)
2006-06-25 00:14:00 · answer #5 · answered by smurfette_au2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What would ever proses you to role a joint with a page out of the Bible....do you have NO morals ....... I wouldn't even have admitted to such a demented or disrespectful act......sounds like the only spirt you have in side of you is "PURE" stupidity!
2006-06-25 00:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by Bluewillow 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's not wrong and furthermore, if you can find one of those tiny pocket ones, it ends up being JUST the right size.
2006-06-25 04:33:54 · answer #7 · answered by Alias400 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its wrong to roll joints period, doesn't matter if you take a page out of the bible or use toilet paper.
2006-06-25 00:10:00 · answer #8 · answered by nasonguy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I always thought that stuff looked like cheap toilet paper.
2006-06-25 00:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by Z, unnecessary letter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um..... i would think it would be wrong, if you were a religious person, but i don't think their is a spirit inside you
2006-06-25 00:15:55 · answer #10 · answered by miscillia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋