ok ok its that old chestnut but im bored and nobody is putting any real questions up at 3.45am
2006-06-24 15:43:24 · 17 answers · asked by chopps . 3 in Games & Recreation ➔ Hobbies & Crafts
You're schizophrenic and put them there in the middle of the night - I suggest you see a psychiatrist immediately.
2006-06-24 15:49:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Santa and the Easter bunny were taking their annual vacation, and just so happens your yard is where they stop, stretch, get a snack, and when they are looking in the back of the sleigh for a snack, they move around so much stuff they drop the coal and the carrot.
Hope this helps
:)
2006-06-24 23:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by not at home 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate to be the one to break the bad news to you. But someone has Kidnapped your Snowman. And they have cut off his Private parts and left them for you as a warning not to go to the Police.
2006-06-24 22:50:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The easter bunny and a snowman had a fling in your yard.
2006-06-25 16:07:56 · answer #4 · answered by jimminycricket 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, it's 2 things.
1) you made a snowman and it melted
or
2) you are crazy and absolutely MUST see a phyciatrist.
oh, and have a nice day! :-)
2006-06-24 23:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by alien child. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im bored too!! Im trying to think of some good ones now....
2006-06-24 22:46:11 · answer #6 · answered by Hannah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its the were rabbit coalman he always leaves coal lying around on his lunchbreak we had to turn to central heating to get rid of him hope this helps wallace
2006-06-24 22:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by silver scales 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe a dude in white undies and unkempt hair has found sanctuary on your lawn
2006-06-24 22:52:53 · answer #8 · answered by liana-- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mabe its santa,i fogot about the coal but his raindeer has carrots to eat!
2006-06-25 16:13:22 · answer #9 · answered by hi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your joking must be a left over snow man
2006-06-25 06:05:25 · answer #10 · answered by karenritchie1956 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋