...and why?
2006-06-24 14:09:26 · 14 answers · asked by Avatar1 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Goblins, because they're the biggest, grossest and nastiest
2006-06-24 14:13:22 · answer #1 · answered by squirellywrath 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's only one Gollum and he died! Gnomes go down kick, walk down the street and kick one, it'll shatter. Gremlins keep coming back if they have food, so the goblins best bet is to attack their supply lines. Even though all but gnomes have been soundly defeated by humans, I'd have to say gremlins over goblins.
2006-06-24 14:15:38 · answer #2 · answered by obitdude2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely gnomes.
They are small enough to slip under/past all the others.
They don't have an aversion to light like the other three.
They are technologically advanced, using tools like wheelbarrows and rakes and pitchforks (Gollum doesn't make tools and neither do gremlins, and goblins make/use them but lack the patience to really do the job right/don't fully comprehend the dangerous uses a household item could fulfill)
They are cooperative (unlike gremlins and Gollum) and aren't as prone to jealousy (as goblins).
Humans are their allies (we love to let them live in our yards, and we offer them protection)
They have better footwear.
2006-06-24 14:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by Elspeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it were at a movie theater gremlins would ultimately prevail, though it may take a double feature, depending upon the tenacity of the gnomes. It's well documented that gnomes can be real sonsa bitches if not adequitely entertained.........If it were in a barnyard, I'd certainly put my cowchips on the gollums...
2006-06-24 14:17:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gremlins...........they're hella evil, sly, and fast!!! Gnomes are good.........don't you remeber David the Gnome and his lovely wife Martha?
2006-06-25 09:51:55 · answer #5 · answered by Timmery 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gollums, man. They got the rings!
2006-06-24 14:13:45 · answer #6 · answered by shamu2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I would DEFINITELY have to say "Goblins" - for my reasoning, just check out my name: Goblin g
Have a lovely rest of the evening.
2006-06-24 15:15:55 · answer #7 · answered by Goblin g 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gremlins are probably a technologically advance form of Goblins. Been known in Shoram at least from 1910.The enormity of it if the Gnomes don't come out ahead of the game.
2014-05-30 08:43:16 · answer #8 · answered by Perseus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do not doubt the gnomes. they may be small but they can morph in to ninja raccoon and beat the others.
2006-06-24 16:32:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gremlins would because they are so destructive
2006-06-24 14:12:34 · answer #10 · answered by Madi* 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋