2006-06-24 12:16:42 · 16 answers · asked by michael c 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
Well, you don't think the whole universe works the way Earth does, do you? No! One species, one planet! There is a planet of deer, a planet of Asians, and so on! We put them all together on Earth and the whole universe tunes in to watch the fun!
Most of the races of Earth are descended from alien races, in order to create drama from racial tension from their unnatural cohabitation of the planet.
The purpose of our lives as humans is to entertain the life forms on other planets through the reality television show that they know as EARTH.
The only reason that the show was not cancelled, the planet of earth not demolished, and we are still alive after 100 episodes is because I blackmailed the Joozians who produce the show with some dirty pictures that Kenny took of them while they were high on blach.
2006-06-25 11:25:34 · answer #1 · answered by Eric Inri 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
42
2006-06-24 12:20:51 · answer #2 · answered by Panda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The number 42 of course
2006-06-24 12:19:52 · answer #3 · answered by dragonb224 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The meaning of life in to get a family,kids,and join a church.
2006-06-24 13:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by leabrown12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should read, "It's Not About Me" by Max Lucado. It's really good. The purpose of life, in a nutshell, is bringing Glory and Honor to our Creator. BUT, in doing so, we find true happiness and joy...seriously....'read the book'. Also recommend "The Purpose Driven Life" by Rick Warren. That book changed my life! It helped me to realize my strengths and helped me to have the courage to do what I am good at and not be afraid. Fear will hold you back from finding your true purpose in life...everyone has one (a true purpose in life). You'll see!
2006-06-24 12:26:19 · answer #5 · answered by Author Al 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ch.1:1 "In the beginning the Word already existed. HE was with GOD, and HE was GOD. HE was in the beginning with GOD. HE created everything there is. Nothing exists that HE didn't make. Life itself was in HIM, and this life gives light to everyone. The light shines through the darkness, and the darkness can never extinguish it."
From this text of the Bible one learns that "The WORD" which is JESUS CHRIST created the heavens and earth and dwelt within THE GODHEAD, or Trinity. "Light" is wisdom; "Darkness" is the lack thereof. Once we gain wisdom, we never regress. We gain understanding by the indwelling HOLY SPIRIT.
All creation exists on the authority & power of JESUS, THE SON
OF THE LIVING GOD!
The greatest commandment: "Love the LORD thy GOD with all thy heart, with all thy mind and with all thy soul." And the 2nd is like unto the 1st, to love others as thyself."
Without vertical love of GOD, there is no horizontal love for ones neighbor. i.e. The + cross represents mans relation to GOD.
Christ JESUS was lifted up upon the Cross of Calvary as THE atoning sacrifice for all mankinds sins. We must confess HIM as LORD & SAVIOUR.
Man exists to love GOD. Should we fail to love, we fail to live!
2006-06-24 12:34:21 · answer #6 · answered by Christian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The meaning of life is well,you are born,grow up,learn things(sometimes the hard way),get a job,grow old then you die.People mourn for you for a while then forget all about you as life is fast and they have to move on.Someone else is born,the whole process repeats itself and.........!
2006-06-24 12:25:49 · answer #7 · answered by mamanoelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The meaning of life is too simply......live.
2006-06-24 12:54:38 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live long and prosper, do as much with your life as possible, do what you want and have fun
All different ways to say the same thing
2006-06-24 12:19:24 · answer #9 · answered by satanorsanta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a tough one...the meaning of life is to find enlightment in yourself and to live among your friends and family. dont take my word for it, its just an opinion...
2006-06-24 12:19:47 · answer #10 · answered by RandomPie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋