Look, I caught my sister using a cucumber in her bedroom and putting it back in the fridge when she was done. I told her it is gross she does it a lot but she doesn't want our parent to be alarmed by lots of missing cucumbers. I think it should stop any advice?
2006-06-24 10:25:53 · 23 answers · asked by J K 1 in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
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2006-06-26 05:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ok, i see why she is doing this, she can't find anything else and she is experimenting. you need to approach this very lightly. If you do not you can wreak havoc on her sexuality and confindence level. Have you ever heard of Spencer Gifts? They sell "neck massagers" there. One day, go and just look around with your sister, there are other things to spark your interest so it won't be like your both looking for her dildo. The only way she will stop doing this , is if she feels like she has something else to use that will be discrete. The massagers don't really look like dildos but they can be and in most cases are. Don't tease too much, I think you could really hurt her by doing so.
2006-06-24 18:27:25 · answer #2 · answered by qtee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmm.. If this is a serious question and your not just trying to be funny, then you need to tell her to buy her own cucumbers or you will tell your parents. That is so unbelievably UNsanitary I don't even know where to begin. If she gives you grief or refuses, ask her how she would like to eat a carrot that you'd shoved up your bum.
2006-06-24 10:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that it is normal to masterbate, but totally gross to put the cuccumber back for others to eat it. Threaten to tell on her, then next time you all eat together, make a huge bowl of fresh cuccumber salad ( ones YOU BUY AND PREPARE!!!). Sit accross from her and make her eat some then watch her squirm untill she realizes you are serious and how gross it is.
2006-06-24 12:57:56 · answer #4 · answered by heather_t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make her eat the cucumbers after.
lol
2006-06-24 10:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the vagina is incredibly clean - discharge gets rid of all of the unhealthy bacteria. But you could buy her some unlubricated condoms and get her to use those. Or take her dildo shopping. That's always fun.
2006-06-24 11:15:43 · answer #6 · answered by Pippin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... think you shouldnt eat the cucumbers in your home... get her a dildo or a vibrating dildo. she'll love it. On the top side of this, its Better than having sex and catching a disease or getting pregnant before marriage.
2006-06-24 18:46:13 · answer #7 · answered by Rock N Roll Saved My Soul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy her a dorm size refrigerator to keep her friendly foods safe and away from other peoples' innocent mouths. that would be gross to eat it if she did ..well.. that...
2006-06-24 15:38:08 · answer #8 · answered by just julie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.
Tell her to buy her own cucumber.
2006-06-24 10:29:46 · answer #9 · answered by liveattheater 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure she always uses a condom, you don't want a housefull of little pickles running around do you?
2006-06-24 10:29:38 · answer #10 · answered by Raw knows all 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋