50 Ways to Leave Your Lover...?

Question

Slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan; Don't need to be coy, Roy; Hop on the bus, Gus; Drop off the key, Lee~~I always thought there should be more~anybody got any more rhymes??

Could you please remove the lyrics???
~I don't want the lyrics~I want new ideas for the 50 ways

Answer 1

Drop her by email, Dale
Leave a message on her machine, Gene.
Put a note on her side of the bed, Ned.
Time to go, Bo.
Forget to call, Paul.
Don't be a coward, Howard.
Hop on your cycle, Michael.
Don't hang on, Ron.
Tell her you're done, Son.
Do something odd, Todd.
Tell her to chill, Phil.
Find a new place to park, Mark.
Get in your truck, Chuck.
Torture her pet, Chet.
Poison her stew, Lou.

Answer 2

You have all the rhymes. Paul Simon's lyrics to "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" are as follows:

The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
Id like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said its really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning wont be lost or misconstrued
But Ill repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why dont we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning youll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

You just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

Answer 3

Fly off in your plane, Dwayne.
You just need to be brave, Dave.
No need to by shy, Guy.
Just walk out the gate, Nate.
Gotta do it real quick, Mick.
Don't make her feel bad, Chad.
Lie like a rug, Doug.
Tell her right to her face, Ace.
You could fake your own death, Seth.
Hop on the next train, Wayne.
Just lie through your teeth, Keith.
Run home to your mom, Tom.
Find a new girl, Earl.
Act like a prick, Rick.

Answer 4

Hop on your bike, Mike
don't take it too slow, Joe
just go get a job, Bob
you'll need a new bed, Fred
Take a ride on the ferry, Gary
Go get a new pal, Hal
Switch to safe sex, Dex (okay, that was out of line)

Answer 5

Do the tango with the lowonbrain, Hon


P.S. Forgive me, I'm an otherwise upstanding citizen - it's the irresistible combination of Teacher and cute Glasses that's mesmerizing me into talking nonsense, I think! Oh, that avatar is just way too HOT for the weak in the knee creatures like me. :-)

P.S.S. I hope you find 5000 ways of leavin' your lover! ;-)

Answer 6

Find some new candy, Randy
Just leave, Steve
Jump on your Harley, Charlie

Answer 7

hit the road jack
blow it out your hole joe

thats about it

Answer 8

make like the wind and go yo!

Answer 9

idk because i dont wnt 2 leave my bf