Tell a joke, send a link, do anything to make me laugh. First person to do it gets 10 points
2006-06-24 09:04:26 · 15 answers · asked by dragonb224 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
look at your own butt hole in the mirror. Seriously, go do it. It will make you laugh for sure.
2006-06-24 09:08:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
THIS IS FUNNY!!
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marihuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
2006-06-24 16:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by hot cheetos 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
did u know:
- that the only animal that has a gold in its body is the girafee under its eyelid.
- that no twins had been born in australia for 40 years.
- that all the people who live in Osaca (in japan) was born in the daylight no one at night for 70 years.
- that holland's flag was designed by the brazillian player Junior.
- that india does not have salt in it and take it from the sea.
- that the blood of wolves are a basic contents of Lipton tea.
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did u know that all the above is Bullshit!
comon u believed it. GOTCHA!!
2006-06-24 16:07:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What does a PS2 and Michael Jackson have in common?
They are both plastic and boys turn them on.
2006-06-24 16:10:16 · answer #4 · answered by kristi w 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the greatest wish of a Panda? A colour photograph.
2006-06-24 16:11:19 · answer #5 · answered by simple 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama
2006-06-24 16:18:32 · answer #6 · answered by lissa 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did the dog say to the cat?
Nothing! Dogs can't talk!
2006-06-24 16:07:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what you doing eating icecream where you get it mine doggy drop it
2006-06-24 16:10:45 · answer #8 · answered by tgerfers43 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roundeye get smakinhead. And creamofsomyounguy.
2006-06-24 16:07:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
getannoyed.com
2006-06-24 16:10:01 · answer #10 · answered by the5500 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋