my surfing has become slow, and i think it has something to do with you lot clogging the system.
will you get off it for a while so i can do some serious surfing?
i invented this thing, you know.
my name is Richard Arthur Internet, and i invented it in 1993, not please show some respect and TAKE A HIKE...
sorry, i mean can you please just shut down for a while?
thanks in advance
R.A. Internet.
2006-06-24 08:38:30 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
YOUR internet, but daddy told me everything was mine!!!!
2006-06-24 11:50:11 · answer #1 · answered by annie06 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The earliest versions of the internet ideas appeared in the late 1950s. Practical implementations of the concepts began during the late 1960s and 1970s. By the 1980s, technologies we now recognize as the basis of the modern Internet began to spread over the globe. In the 1990s the introduction of the World Wide Web (WWW) saw its use become commonplace.
So you are a liar and i will not get off the internet. Plus, if you did invent the internet you would know a way to shut it down and run it just for you.
2006-06-24 08:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by willowbee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand why you have to be so rude mister Richard Arthur, everybody has a right to use the Internet and by this request you are actually violating the Human Rights! You are not allowed to ask this, and to one of the answers I agree that you should get a faster Internet connection, instead of asking this stupid question!
If you invented the Internet, then you should grow up also!
Sorry :)!!!!
2006-06-24 08:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by bestthing80 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for inventing the internet. If you didn't want a lot of people on here you shouldn't have made it. I'm staying on no matter what you say to me.
2006-06-24 08:44:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will. I'm going out after I've posted one more question that will give me serious answers from Americans. Happy surfing. Bye.
2006-06-24 08:51:09 · answer #5 · answered by R.I.P. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a new computer, defrag your hard drive stop downloading free stuff and take the adaware off your computer, get a dsl or cable connection and quit your frikkin whining! dont come out to play with the big kids with your little toy, don thate the players hate your inadequate game
2006-06-24 08:44:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well Mr R A Internet you are very clever its a pitty you cant spell.and no l wont get off the Internet, why dint you get off and do some serious surfing in the sea with a ton brick on your board. many thanks. yahoo answers lover.
2006-06-24 08:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by scooby.doo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im justy sayin this 4 da points
2006-06-24 08:52:05 · answer #8 · answered by Fly, little kitty, Fly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would but you see my butt has grown to the chair. And I have developed some other minor genetic mutations so I am unable to comply with your request.
2006-06-24 08:43:18 · answer #9 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No! Like your style though! Ta for the points
2006-06-24 08:43:42 · answer #10 · answered by Sally J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wish is my command, and I will get off in in about 9 hrs.
Is that soon enough?
2006-06-24 08:45:02 · answer #11 · answered by Bethany 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋