Polka-dotted manatees doing the rhumba on Venus with your cousin.
2006-06-24 07:25:25
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answer #1
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answered by burning bright 2
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I went fishing the other day at the river not far from my house. I didn't catch anything, but while I was walking back to my car (I live in California and we drive anywhere over half a mile) and I saw a racoon with two eyes, no really, he had TWO EYES!! It was so freaky. I tell you. I mean most of them have two eyes, but this one. Well, anyway, I ran like hell. Maybe he was more scared than me, but I still ran like hell. I got my SUV (we all drive SUVs in California, except those that drive hybrids and convertables) and I threw my pole in the back and my tackle box too. I jumped in and sped away. On my way to the store, since I needed some grub, I ran over a walnut and it went "CRACK!!" and I think part of the shell hit a car parked near the street. Hey!! It's not my fault, it was just lying in the street. Anyway, I got to the store in a hurry, because I was afraid of that wacky two eyed racoon. I bought some stuff to make fajitas and I drove home a little more carefully and I drove a different way since I didn't want to see that racoon. After I got home, I cooked up those fajitas. Then, I sat down with my fajitas and got my grub on with a bottle of Heineken and watched a baseball game.
2006-06-24 07:37:18
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answer #2
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answered by spudric13 7
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Orange chicken from McDonald's got together with a Big Mac from Panda Express. They fought and fought but sorted things out and went to Jupiter where they decided to open a chain of fast food named McAsianburger. So they singlehandedly are making the galaxy more obese while selling Americanized Chinese food...with ketchup.
2006-06-24 07:27:29
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answer #3
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answered by Susie 6
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2006-06-24 07:31:48
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answer #4
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answered by don 3
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In order to come up with a random answer to a question you must first ask the question. Your sentence is a statement not a question. It does not matter that you have a question mark at the end of it.
2006-06-24 07:44:11
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answer #5
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answered by perioligament 4
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I am so freaken hott! OMg! I love looking in the mirror! I can't help but check my hair in the reflections of store and car windows. Everyone should be jealous, I mean how can they NOT be?! If they aren't jealous of me then they're just stupid. What were we talking about again?? Oh well, unless it's about ME it's not important anyway...I am just so hott! If I didn't need to eat I would probably just lay in bed playing with myself..Man! I turn myself on..What? What are you looking at? Yea i know you wish you were as beautiful and classy as me. Whatever..*kisses
2006-06-24 07:31:45
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Fat chihuahuas dance upside down doing the salsa. A pack of 4 Hyenas come in, take a seat on the couch, and watch in dis-belief.
2006-06-24 07:28:23
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answer #7
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answered by Chad O 3
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Bob Bologna waz here and is really bored so does anyone want some bologna? ummm that is good. yay me. I like bologna oh maybe not hmmmmmmmmm okay bob u can stop talking now do i have to? yes ok bye noooooooooooo
My best random answer yay me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohh Bob Bologna says hi
Hint,Hint this is my nickname yay me
Bob shut up okay? jeez
2006-06-25 08:25:57
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answer #8
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answered by Lil Hughes 3
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a really eally answer? im gonna say moray eel thats kinda eally no? yea?
2006-06-24 07:27:59
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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How do we know she's a witch?
Angry Mob:Witches are made out of wood!!!
And what happens to wood in water?
AM:It floats on water?
And what else floats on water?
AM:A duck!
Therefore...
AM:uhhhhmmm
If she weighs the same as a duck then she is a witch!
2006-06-24 22:41:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Col. Mustard in the study with the rope.
2006-06-24 07:27:40
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answered by KWCHAMBER 4
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