2006-06-24 07:12:04 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I know what I'd do but it's unprintable!! Some of the ideas here are really really funny! Lol
2006-06-27 10:04:26 · update #1
id go in and kick my boss up his big fat ****!!!!!
2006-06-24 07:17:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I may or may not continue working for a while. A lotto jackpot represents a lot of shite to sort out in your personal life. Do you tell family and friends or do you pull a Houdini and just split? Do you go in to work and do your job as usual until somebody doesn't use just the right tone of voice when they ask you to do something and then you could announce at the top of your lungs "Fuckyouverymuch and kiss my Royalblueass I'm outta here" Goodness me! Just think of the personal satisfaction that would bring
2006-06-24 15:11:57 · answer #2 · answered by dadazac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh still go on, sneakily
make a documentary on the terrible things that happen in the workplace. Edit it to make the boss look like hitler. Give it the a tv company, bribe them, but they'll think its art anyway, or buy a great director and a star cameo. Brad pritt turning up at your work for 750k with you wearing a wire, camera's in the suitcase and men in the street in white vans radioing u messages to trip the prat up.
Nice. If Brat is reading this the deal's still on but the 750 g's we talked about might be an issue, but yeah come down, yeah, yeah...... ermmm. Yeah.
2006-06-24 19:36:34 · answer #3 · answered by Jonathan T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The plan would be to not tell anyone and keep working but if i couldn't be bothered one day then I would just pull a sickie. Carry on like that and see how long it would take to get sacked and then tell my boss about my millions. Reality would probably be somewhat different, we have discussed this at work and most people say they would sneak in and crap on his desk!
2006-06-24 15:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by busdriverpaul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At my job, cuz I really like my boss, I'd go in, tell them what happened and then depending on how much money on won, give 2 weeks notice, or still keep working so I can make more money ...
2006-06-24 14:16:40 · answer #5 · answered by Hollyhocks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first I would tell the boss a miracle had occured since I never buy lotto tickets. I would continue working until I was absolutely sure the money was going to be given to me anyway.
2006-06-24 14:20:15 · answer #6 · answered by tsmith007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would still go into work, regardless of how I have been treated. Also, I would not tell anyone until I had worked with a financial adviser. Better to be safe.
Back to the work thing, I would give notice, or perhaps buy the company. :)
2006-06-24 14:20:32 · answer #7 · answered by mrsdestiny2003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I would go in would ask for a couple of weeks holiday if she said no i would tell her to shove her job where the monkeys shove their nuts still wouldnt tell her id won any money
2006-06-25 16:36:06 · answer #8 · answered by chricky02l 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be funny to do that thing Joey does in Friends where he quits from the coffee shop. He just turns up one day and Gunther asks him what he is doing and he replies "I dont work here anymore, did I forget to tell you?" lol
2006-06-24 14:17:24 · answer #9 · answered by Showaddywaddy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would walk right into my office, stand up on the desk, pull my pants down, and drop a big steamy deuce. Then I would walk right back out the door, never to be heard from again.
2006-06-24 14:53:02 · answer #10 · answered by Cold Hard Fact 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i'm self-employed so! I think i would tell myself that it's been a long, long time since i last took a holiday and would desperately look for someone who can take over my appointments for a good 3 months!
But i love my jobs you see so i do think i would still see clients dogs.
2006-06-24 14:26:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋