The lesbians are back?

Question

okay I addressed this issue before. There is a lesbian club next to my yard where lesbians walk on my yard. They came back last night. Now i do not know how to take care of these communist. What can i do?

thale138 they are the big ones mostly. They look like men. I thought they were men at first

Answer 1

Put some dead chickens, preferably bloody and headless along the property line. I can promise they won't cross. Three or four should do. I don't see how a woman liking a woman makes her a communist. Are you Joseph McCarthy? I guess that would make you gay and a hypocrite.

Answer 2

If it's your yard, build a fence.

That should keep the communists AND the lesbians out.

Do the communists just turn up, or do they have a club there too?

And why have you posted this on this particular section of Answers? Do you think all the lesbians in the world know each other?

If you see any pretty fem ones, point them in my direction, babe, thanks

Answer 3

Your property is your property. Do not get angry because they are lesbians; take action because it is disrespectful. Put up a sign. If they disregard your sign, catch one walking across and tell her or them not to walk in your yard. If this does not work, call the police and make a report.

Answer 4

If you have problems with people walking on your yard, you need to post a No Tresspassing sign and call the cops if your space is violated. But what the hell does the sexual orientation of the offenders matter?
Have a pleasant day.

Answer 5

Get some hot wire like they use on ranches to corral horses. String it around your yard about 2 inches off the grass. Turn it on at night. A couple of shocks and you should be left alone.

Answer 6

call in the cops - you have a right to have your land and privacy respected. I don't think that all lesbians are communist - I don't even know that the ones from your question are. However, they're certainly giving a bad account of themselves (based on what you've said previously).

Answer 7

...what are you talking about? Set up your barbque and invite them over for some food. Shoot the breeze with them. It's no big deal. They probably have more in common than you realize. If they look like men, then chat about cars. You are acting the stereotypical way that these women abhore. If you're kind to them, they might be kind, and not stand on your lawn, but I still like the BBQ idea.

Answer 8

About the only thing you can do without involving the police every time they step in your yard is to put up some sort of fence. There needs to be something to mark your property from your neighbor's.

Answer 9

1.i do not think the fact that a lesbian have nothing to do with communism is stressed enough.
2. are you angry with those who trespass or are you angry just because they are lesbians? ask yourself, will you make an exception for the pretty ones?
- if you would then you are just prejudice.
3.have you taken any OTHER positive steps (other than post questions in here ) to warm the trespassers not to trespass in your lawn? or to make a police report?

try option 3, and if it doesn't succeed, try taking Valium or Prozac, it helps with the paranoia

regards

Answer 10

would it make a difference if they were straight and walking on your yard - PLEASE - are they causing damage....if not you can not catch being gay or lesbian from your grass/yard being walked on - is there anything else that you can complain about? It seems it would be more troublesome to have a bar in your yard....GET OVER YOURSELF and your lesbian fear