i'm in a place with hardlly no women, no porn,and i can't leave for next few mths and no privacy to even jack-off. but i can't get my mind off sex...... and trust me i've takin alot off cold showers. help!!!!!! lol
2006-06-24 07:02:13 · 8 answers · asked by Rooster 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
and i will NEVER be gay
2006-06-24 07:22:47 · update #1
Poor guy. Think about your granfather's toe nail clippings.
Think about algae in a nasty fish tank.
Think about the contents in vomit.
Think about parasites invading your testicles, shriveling them up, and causing severe discomfort.
Does that help?
Or, you could utilize your shower and get some relief, imagining how velvety soft and warm a nice, sweet, juicy p.....sorry...sorry...
2006-06-24 07:23:44 · answer #1 · answered by garayfive 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think of your mom and dad together...in that special way. Ew.
2006-06-24 07:21:57 · answer #2 · answered by skyeguitar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be gay. Are you in prison or something?
2006-06-24 07:08:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get neutered!
2006-06-24 07:12:11 · answer #4 · answered by Chew on this! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think about peanut butter
2006-06-24 07:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by sheepherder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, never say never!
2006-06-24 07:57:11 · answer #6 · answered by Andy S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, man, I will commit suicide if I were you
2006-06-24 20:19:11 · answer #7 · answered by Amazon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just bang the men.
2006-06-24 07:18:48 · answer #8 · answered by very_deep_ass 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋