You've woken up and discovered that you have turned into a dog. What would you do first?

Answer 1

weird! i asked a variant of this question awhile ago.

i would go back to sleep all day then perform some complex mathematical function using my paw in a sandbox.

Answer 2

First of all it wouldn't be a DOG, but a Wolf, and my first instinct and inclination would be to find my way across many miles to be with my WolfGirl, Aldara.

There is very little in my life, of more significance, and the effort, no matter the trials, would be worth every footfall.

She is the way, my light, a Goddess, the path opened to me, and in all my breaths yet to come, I will whisper her name.

Rev. Steven

Answer 3

run in front of a bus. How awful, to be a dog. I might eat a cat first.

really, if I retained some knowledge of the lord, then i would know i was doomed, headed for the lake of fire. Well, i guess, from this point in time I would look fearfully foreward to my painful end.

Answer 4

**** my leg up in the toilet . Hide until my wife lets me on the furniture. Cry a little until she feeds me. Hope that when I take a dog nap its all a dream I wake up and I'm Claudia Schiffer. That's a different story

Answer 5

I would probably go hike up my leg on some body, get me a bone bury it, dig a few holes tear stuff up . lick my self the go lick some body in th eface lol. tear up some trash some where, get all wet and muddy track foot prints through the house **** on the chair, the go fine me a female and do her doggy style.

Answer 6

If i was a male dog (probably a mutt) I'd go fine every cute little pedigreed poodle and shitzu and make all kinds of worthless puppies.

Answer 7

Go make friends with my dog

Answer 8

Get my owner to take me to a dog show!

Answer 9

I would chase my cat around then lick myself, I have always wanted to do that!lol!

Answer 10

go bite my ex on the leg, pee on her lawn and poop on the roses (I grew)..tip over the garbage can, scatter that and dig up every living thing in her yard...arfarf!