how does the rest of this "poem" go...?

Question

I NEVER HEAR ANYONE SAY MORE THAN THE FIRST LINE.I KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH IT OBVIOUSLY~BUT IS THERE REALLY A FUNNY STORY BEHIND IT?WHERE DID IT COME FROM?IF IT IS REALLY BAD YOU DON'T HAVE TO POST IT:~)

IT IS~THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET...?LOL

Answer 1

It's actually a limerick. The original version was not vulgar at all. The original and the crude version can both be found on Wikipedia.

Answer 2

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.


Later this was added to the Poem

But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
The New York Exchange followed up with this:

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset

Answer 3

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

Answer 4

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose c*ck was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping sperm from his chin
If my ear was a c*nt I could F*ck it!

That was a joke right there.

The site below will help you!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket

Answer 5

who liked to wash in a bucket

Answer 6

who joined the navy.i know that don't rhyme but i'm not a poet

Answer 7

Hmm.

Whose blank was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, while wiping his chin,
If my ear were a blank i could blank it.