2006-06-24 04:52:59 · 5 answers · asked by scott102528 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
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One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing
in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.
It was covered with names with small American flags mounted
on either side of it, The seven year old had been staring at the
plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the
little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex." "Good morning
Pastor," he replied, still focused on the plaque.
"Pastor, what is this?" he asked the pastor. The pastor said,"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in
the service."
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear,
asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
2006-06-24 04:57:23 · answer #1 · answered by Martin S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Red Skelton didn't use dirty jokes--Bill Cosby doesn't, they had their own tv shows.
2006-06-24 15:30:28 · answer #2 · answered by baaka 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you kill a blond? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottem of a swimming pool.
2006-06-24 11:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by darknightangel15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dyslexic walks into a bra...
Poor taste,I know. I am dyslexic, and I love it though!
2006-06-24 13:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by themommaofthreeboys 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
2006-06-24 14:28:22 · answer #5 · answered by asterisk_dot_asterisk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋