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compare to you.

2006-06-23 23:29:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance Other - Business & Finance

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because i am homer simpson...............

2006-06-23 23:46:05 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Cutie Emily♥ 5 · 2 4

If you are so smart then you know about statistic..........

1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed
2. All polar bears are left-handed
3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear

1. 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles
2. 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles
3. Work stuffs up your eyesight

1. All dogs are animals
2. All cats are animals
3. Therefore, all dogs are cats

1. A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second
2. Ten babies are conceived around the world every second
3. Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of becoming pregnant

So still think your so clever

Oh by the way the phrase is "compared to you" so not so smart after all

2006-06-24 06:38:40 · answer #2 · answered by Robert B 4 · 0 0

It seems as though you're not smart. First of all it should by why am I so smart? Also you don't make it clear whether you mean to compare to myself or that you are smart compared to me. Also you should capitalize the first letters of your sentences. Generally these mistakes are not those of the intellectual.

2006-06-24 06:35:43 · answer #3 · answered by Lawrence M 2 · 0 0

you lost 5 points i got 2 points
who is so smart now

2006-06-24 06:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by bandori 5 · 0 0

Because you don't know when the next election is. It's every 4 years, dumbass. I got lotsa brains and then some but I ain't givin u any. GO home dumbass.

2006-06-24 06:54:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Perhaps you should check on your spelling and grammar before you go and ask such a narcissistic question ;)

2006-06-24 06:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by sassinstyle 2 · 0 0

you're in trouble we decovered the cure for the common CODE da vinci

2006-06-24 06:34:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because you think you are smart.
(But I think your brain is full of dung.)

2006-06-24 06:35:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well your NOT. Your only on level one Dummy.

2006-06-24 06:33:53 · answer #9 · answered by DaAussie@Australia 5 · 0 0

You cannot help it if you are simply marvelous!

2006-06-24 06:36:22 · answer #10 · answered by Richard Stapleton 2 · 0 0

Okay when was disco made?

2006-06-24 06:32:32 · answer #11 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0 0

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