A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
2006-06-23 23:23:40
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answer #1
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answered by Robert B 4
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Blond (feminine, blonde) is a hair color found in certain mammals characterised by low levels of the dark pigment eumelanin and higher levels of the pale pigment phæomelanin, in common with red hair. From degrees of light brown to pale blond, the various hues of blondness are found in a little less than 1.8% of the world's population.
The resultant visible hue depends on various factors, but always has some sort of yellowish color, going from the very pale blond caused by a patchy, scarce distribution of pigment, to reddish "strawberry" blond colors (strawberry blonde is an uncommon hair color which is also known as ginger) or golden brownish blond colors, the latter with more eumelanin. True blonds have the thinnest strands of hair while the strands of red hair are the thickest. Blond hair can be found in humans and certain breeds of dogs and cats, among other mammalian species.
2006-06-24 06:15:50
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answered by sandy 4
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I am a blonde. We are from Califloridia and we live all over. We're planning to take over the world.
2006-06-24 10:30:21
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answered by goosen1991 2
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basically they come from northern europe. but now they live all over the world.
2006-06-24 17:50:34
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answered by Maus 7
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are females tall, slim and beautiful with long glaring hair
2006-06-24 06:31:49
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answered by aliajao 5
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there every where real ones and imitations
2006-06-24 06:15:43
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answered by zone 3
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