I have a background in teaching at university so perhaps am not a typical Tory.
2006-06-23 22:17:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Wearing surgical gloves I visited their website. After throwing up at the sight of that nausiating hypocrite Cameron I found this link for jobs:
http://www.conservatives.com/tile.do?def=involved.jobs.page
I'm now off for a long hot antiseptic bath.
2006-06-24 00:48:06 · answer #1 · answered by mickyrisk 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hang around the public toilets in Clapham - no that's the Labour party office. Or some seedy place in Kings Cross - sorry that's the Liberal Democrats. Weston Super Mare and look out for Jeffery Archer in Aldi I'm sure he can offer a few words of wisdom
2006-06-23 22:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wear a pointy white hood with holes for your eyes.....
wave a confederate flag
wear a swastika
pretend to be a christian (a true christian), then pick up a prostitute
shoot a doctor that does abortions
try to convert EVERY ONE to Christianity
steal the elderly's social security checks
Tell everyone they will burn in hell for not believing like you do
shoot a gay person(s)
live in a trailer park
spit on poor people
spit on minorities
Pray at a school
ANY, ALL or JUST one of these requisites will get your foot in the door. Good Luck!
2006-06-23 22:39:06 · answer #3 · answered by Pie's_Guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You bribe someone of course.
You sleep with a prostitute, then promote family values.
Or you write strong articles on how badly Ethnic groups are treated in the UK, but must be prepared to turn your back on them once in power.
Stand for women's progress in the workplace, but be prepared to block a women's advancement within the party.
And have more than 2 faces.
2006-06-24 22:40:35 · answer #4 · answered by Tiger42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick Cotton.
2006-06-23 22:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by gggg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
join labour they are always kicking people out for some scandal
2006-06-23 22:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋