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To get to the other side!

2006-06-23 21:06:42 · 20 answers · asked by Tom Singleton 2 in Games & Recreation Toys

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In the words of Homer Simpson - "mmmmmm Chicken"

2006-06-23 21:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by mynx8881 3 · 4 0

The chicken did not know that was a road.

It wasn't even aware it crossed a road, it just walked in a direction perpendicular to the road.

Roads don't exist in chicken's minds.

2006-06-24 04:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by Aritmentor 5 · 0 0

Well in Alabama, the chicken crosses the road to prove to the possum that IT COULD BE DONE.

2006-06-24 04:23:04 · answer #3 · answered by Southern Bell 1 · 0 0

Because the idiots in town planning built a road through the poultry farm

2006-06-24 04:45:21 · answer #4 · answered by bwadsp 5 · 0 0

.99 cent taco on the same side of street propelled chicken laterally across street. FOX news reported the chicken was hit by a bus, but they lied as usual, it was a flea.

2006-06-24 04:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by phwar68 5 · 0 0

to boldly venture where no other chicken had gone before.

check out this site: http://www.wocka.com/5721.html
many reasons why chicken crossed the road

2006-06-24 04:13:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Rather a 'foul' question and you shall have a 'poultry' answer

He got fed up with living in Kentucky and decided to move

2006-06-24 04:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by paulinemom@btinternet.com 2 · 0 0

he wasn't really a chicken he was just playing chicken - with the cars !

2006-06-24 04:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by headcage 3 · 0 0

what do you call a chicken running across the road?


poultry in motion........LOL

2006-06-24 05:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly 5 · 0 0

if it was a girl...there was a hottie on the other side
If it is a dood...there is a giant skreen with the game on the other side

2006-06-24 04:44:08 · answer #10 · answered by shelbwof_16 2 · 0 0

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