In the words of Homer Simpson - "mmmmmm Chicken"
2006-06-23 21:19:39
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answer #1
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answered by mynx8881 3
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The chicken did not know that was a road.
It wasn't even aware it crossed a road, it just walked in a direction perpendicular to the road.
Roads don't exist in chicken's minds.
2006-06-24 04:12:55
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answer #2
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answered by Aritmentor 5
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Well in Alabama, the chicken crosses the road to prove to the possum that IT COULD BE DONE.
2006-06-24 04:23:04
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answer #3
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answered by Southern Bell 1
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Because the idiots in town planning built a road through the poultry farm
2006-06-24 04:45:21
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answer #4
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answered by bwadsp 5
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.99 cent taco on the same side of street propelled chicken laterally across street. FOX news reported the chicken was hit by a bus, but they lied as usual, it was a flea.
2006-06-24 04:15:35
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answer #5
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answered by phwar68 5
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to boldly venture where no other chicken had gone before.
check out this site: http://www.wocka.com/5721.html
many reasons why chicken crossed the road
2006-06-24 04:13:10
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answered by Anonymous
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Rather a 'foul' question and you shall have a 'poultry' answer
He got fed up with living in Kentucky and decided to move
2006-06-24 04:45:18
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answer #7
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answered by paulinemom@btinternet.com 2
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he wasn't really a chicken he was just playing chicken - with the cars !
2006-06-24 04:20:17
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answer #8
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answered by headcage 3
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what do you call a chicken running across the road?
poultry in motion........LOL
2006-06-24 05:19:01
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answer #9
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answered by Kelly 5
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if it was a girl...there was a hottie on the other side
If it is a dood...there is a giant skreen with the game on the other side
2006-06-24 04:44:08
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answer #10
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answered by shelbwof_16 2
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