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cause he sacrificed his life and was ham!

2006-06-23 21:07:07 · answer #1 · answered by playaninstrument 3 · 0 1

Because he helped the rat, the woman was sick, the snake wanted to eat the rat, and the snake posined the woman.
The woman died, and the snake came again, the pig killed the snake, but died, therefore becoming BACON.
Before this tragedy happened, the Cow & Hen knew everything and did not do anything, that's why the donated the milk, butter, cheese,and eggs.
Eventually the farmer had to sell them to earn money for all the work his wife had done all these years and cannot do right now, because she was dead.


tyvm.

2006-06-23 21:38:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

because the pig didn't have any milk, cheese, butter or eggs to give to the farmer and his wife.

2006-06-23 21:12:22 · answer #3 · answered by happysnappy 3 · 0 0

Cause a pig can have upto a 1/2 hour orgasm! She had to go back to the hogs house!! Get some lovin

2006-06-23 21:07:54 · answer #4 · answered by Maimee 5 · 0 0

Every single creature in the world is assigned to do certain duties.
Pigs eat all the rubbish around the house and farm thus keeping farmers house and farm clean.

2006-06-23 21:10:23 · answer #5 · answered by Bolan 6 · 0 0

Now wait a minute right here.....woman chicken lay eggs, chickens and geese the two have woman chicken that are called hens. So what you decide directly to be attentive to is chicken eggs or duck eggs....suitable? Duck eggs have a superior flavor, I choose chicken eggs.

2016-12-09 00:56:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

the pig will donate pork,well, not donate,but be killed for it,when the time comes,and pigs cant produce dairy products.but then the cow and hen probably didnt "donate" their stuff either.

2006-06-23 21:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by swamp angel 3 · 0 0

Have you ever tried to milk a pig?

2006-06-23 21:57:22 · answer #8 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 0 0

because the pig could think

human beings are terrible

if animals can think wisely, human beings would have been deserted long ago

2006-06-23 21:09:54 · answer #9 · answered by shydock 3 · 0 0

Because the bacon is worth waiting for...

2006-06-23 21:07:04 · answer #10 · answered by chris420huff 2 · 0 0

he was a boy...boys cant make milk...and pigs dont lay eggs ne way

2006-06-23 21:07:51 · answer #11 · answered by Alicia F 3 · 0 0

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