2006-06-23 18:18:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Toss it some marshmallows.
It works for alligators....
By the way....Good luck with Nessie!
:-)
2006-06-23 18:20:41 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny Lou the Peachy One 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dress up in a female pleaseosour (sp?) outfit and do the traditional mating dance which consists of....now pay close attention here....hopping on your two right fins for 30 seconds, then switching to your two left fins, then spin around twice, howl at the moon in your best dinosaurish accent, and bite the head off a fish.
Yeah, that should do it.
Be sure to have a friend taping the entire thing. If Nessie doesn't show up, at least you'll have a fallback home movie to show when a party gets a little dull to liven things up.
2006-06-24 01:26:15 · answer #2 · answered by freyas_kin28 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worms make real good bait for catfish maybe they would work here also. If you don't think so I probably would get a really big poster of Shania Twain and row out to the middle and shine a light on it. If he can resist Shania it has to be a very weird monster.
By the way, what are you going to do if it swims up to you and takes your camera away from you and eats it. Then flips you the bird and spits water in your face. If I was that poor monster that is what I would do to people who won't leave me alone.
2006-06-24 01:27:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are several approaches you can take.
1. you can scare nessy out byt dressing up as another loch ness and going deep lake diving
2. you can throw so many rocks in the lake she jumps out.
3. drain the lake
4. or you can try calling her name "here nesy nessy nessy"
5. Call her on the cell and ask nicely
6. Offer her home-baked goods
7. have a karaoke party. Nessy really likes to sing cheesy eighties songs.
good luck
2006-06-24 01:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by guitar_lady81 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a female monster that will agree to help you. Have her stand on the shore in the nude while you wait behind some bushes with your camera. Shouldn't be long before you have your picture. ......Good Luck.......
2006-06-24 01:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by DR. HARPOâ⢠5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dangle George W. Bush over edge of boat ......
seems like everyone else wants a bite out of his a$$
2006-06-24 01:23:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its got to be eating salmon as thats the biggest game fish in scotland ,,so get a huge salmon and cut it up in the evening,, and then go to the lake ,,and throw the blood and the salmon ,,all over the water ,,and if its hungry it will come up for the smell,, its how they get sharks to rise,,, blood in the waters ,,or chumming
2006-06-24 01:23:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.... Maybe if he was real you could just call his name and he would come and give you a GREAT big ole smile and a hug and you get a picture of the two of you together.
2006-06-24 01:23:31 · answer #8 · answered by lvnjwatms2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nessie told me that she would never again pose for photos. And she has relocated so just forget about it.
2006-06-24 01:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by Pumpkin Head 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play a song or two on ye pipes, drink a few ales and you'll see nessie. =o))
2006-06-24 01:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by ebay_convert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋