Any help here would be great. What are some reasons why my cat should not convert? Oh by the way, he is Jewish now.
2006-06-23 18:09:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Tell him about baptism - - - - he will have to be dunked in the water to be saved - - - - I don't think he's thought it through.
2006-06-23 18:35:59 · answer #1 · answered by Just me.... 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Allow two of his 9 lives to be converted.
2006-06-24 01:14:42 · answer #2 · answered by lifeisgood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They used to kill cats for being instruments of the devil in the middle ages.If he must convert, tell him to check into ancient Egyptian religions.They worshiped cats.
2006-06-24 01:18:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take the cat down town at night and point out all the drugealers and bums then tell it all of them are christians
2006-06-24 01:14:35 · answer #4 · answered by mr floppy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does your cat like shrimp? God forbids their consumption (seriously). Fish are ok though
2006-06-24 01:13:22 · answer #5 · answered by DU|U 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell your cat if he converts.... no more gefilte fish for him! lol...
2006-06-24 01:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thou shalt not kill....mice, birds, ect...
2006-06-24 01:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u're trying so hard to be funny
2006-06-24 01:20:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him poossy ain't free
meow
2006-06-24 01:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by It's just me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET A LIFE...
2006-06-24 01:14:19 · answer #10 · answered by Queen B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋