a couple years ago some redneck went into the woods with a metal detector and found an old overgrown cemetary. he dug up 2 little mason jars (among other things) and took them home. the jars had these little swirly things inside them that looked like fireflies or something. on the way home he tripped and one shattered. the light in the bottle disappeared, and the man went home. then all the weird stuff started happening. apparently, he saw this light floating around everywhere he went, and even felt it "assaulting him". it was pushing him out of bed, and down the stairs, and when he'd go in the kitchen knives and things would fall off the table. he had the thing looked at by local colleges and stuff, but nobody could identify it, until someone told him to take it to a priest. apparently, this thing got certification from the vatican that it was a possessed soul, and wouldnt rest until it freed its mate from the other jar. the guy listed it on ebay, and the price was skyrocketing, from what i remember, it was going for something nuts like $250,000 or something.
around the same time, ppl were listing "spirit catching backpacks" and "ghost catching nets". one guy took a dump in a mayonaise jar and put "ghost in a jar, how did it get there????".
2006-06-23 17:32:45
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answered by hellion210 6
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Arnold Shwartzanegger's Dna
2006-06-24 00:26:39
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answered by J. Micro. 2
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Ghost in a Jar. It was a few years ago but a great one.
2006-06-24 00:30:17
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answered by Steffy 2
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a replica of Ben Roethlisberger's motorcycle helmet
2006-06-24 00:26:40
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answered by Anonymous
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A bottle of pure mountian air, or some guy had a bottle with his soul in it.
2006-06-24 00:25:52
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answered by Anonymous
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Someone's virginity. But they removed it before I could "Buy It Now."
2006-06-24 00:29:35
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answered by Neerdowellian 6
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A pair of dirty underwear
2006-06-24 00:26:26
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answered by kodiakman9000 3
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Toast with Jesus burned into it.
2006-06-24 00:25:08
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answered by fubiegirl 4
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candy wrappers for sale.
2006-06-24 00:26:53
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answered by Anonymous
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dirty underwear
2006-06-24 00:26:32
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answered by jamie5987 4
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