Have a bad day?

Question

I just did... Here is how it went:

Got out of the house late for work and find my 2 dogs tangled because one pulled her anchor (a cement brick) from where it originally was closer to the gate. So with gloves, I moved the cement back to where it should be. Rushed on to work and made it in time. Then about noon, I noticed something ... I looked down on my left side and saw brown smudges on my jacket and dress. AI YA!! I got smeared with dog poop!! Wahhhh!! I have to work late tonight so I had to rush home and clean up (post this question) =D

So, how was your day?

Best answer to top my bad day will get 10 pts.

I think I'll go and kiss my dog when I get home after reading the answers =)

Answer 1

Having a Bad Day?
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask. A post-mortem revealed that the person died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification.

Investigators set about to determine how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast some 20 miles from the forest. The fire-fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and then flown to the forest fire and emptied. You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

Apparently he extinguished exactly 5'10" of the fire. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed - This article was taken from the California Examiner, March 20, 1998

STILL THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY?

A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband.

After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.

He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl, while seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming.

She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm - Taken from a Florida Newspaper.

STILL HAVING A BAD DAY?

Just remember, it could be worse.....

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

2. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

3. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

And finally...

4. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb he opened it and was blown to bits.


i hope this cheers you up a little bit... you arent the only person that has bad days :)

so, smile!!! it always helps me!! :) :) :)

Answer 2

My day was pretty fun. I went to Lake Clementine and swam around. It was hecka hot...about a hundred and six. Later on I came home and had to wash the sand out of my butt cheeks because I was sliding around on the beach. lol.

Then I took a regular helium-quality balloon and filled up it up as full as I could with water. I was carrying it around for a while and showing it to random passerby on my street, who muttered, "damn teenagers" because apparently I was disrupting their busy lives. Whatever. And then my balloon burst all over me... so I was wet again. But at least I didn't have sand in my butt cheeks.

Answer 3

Okay i had a horrible day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay heres how it goes

i first woke up and i slipped on some ice that my sister had dropped on the floor then i went to the kitchen to make some breakfast when i was chopping onions i cut my finger deeply! then i covered it up and then i started cooking i started lighting the fire to cook and i accidently set my finger int he fire!! the tape caght on fire and i screamed i drove myself to the hospital cuz it was horrible! then i got back from the hospital and then i started to read i tried to find my cell but i couldnt i went into the kitchen and i found my cell phone CHEWED UP and Broken! my dog did it and she completely wrecked it!! it was a $300 cell phone too! well i went to work and that was pretty normal except i spilled coffee on my brand new suit! which was $800 geez this day couldnt of gotten neworse so i came home and i accidently shut my finger in the door and came her eon the computer..the end!

Answer 4

Wow your day truly sucked. Mine went like this. I woke up. Went shopping. Got contacts. Deficated on myself. Got home. Went watch a movie at a threatre. and then i came home and ate supper. Oh and add another defication on myself to the end of that. And when I deficated on myself...I didn't clean it. So i was stuck with it all day. does mine sound worse?

Answer 5

for get about ur day i've had a bad few yrs. i have 4 kids that can't ever all be sick at the same time and never get sick with the same thing. i'm a stay at home mom and my hubby is a truck driver. we lost our house and can't make ends meet. it gets much worse but that's as far as i'm gonna go.

Answer 6

PINKII has it right, I was about to complain about my day aswell until i read that, all of a sudden my day seems pretty great.

Answer 7

I went to a baseball game and my team lost :(

Answer 8

I am sick tonight, but nothing major. I hope you day tomorrow is better!

Answer 9

My day was bad. I hope tomorrow will be a good day for me. And yours too! = )