how can i tell if my farts will smell or not before i do the deed?

Answer 1

before the deed?? best thing is to go to the bathroom take a shower and hope they come out then!!!

Answer 2

What did the one before it smell like, if it smelled then the next will most likely smell LOL, if it didn't smell then the next one will most likely not smell ...
(although I think ALL farts technically smell, but I asume your asking about the ones that people around you can smell... it's not like they're sniffin' your but LOL)

Cya!

Answer 3

If you eat a nice hot egg-salad sandwich with a side of chili-cheese fries and a big 'ol milkshake to wash it all down with you will be able to predict with a certain degree of accuracy the pungency of your flatulence will indeed be smelly....

Answer 4

It's a toss up... no way to tell. Best to hold them in for awhile, let them meet up with a few friends and let them all loose at once... then change locations quickly.

Answer 5

History, buddy.
If they smelled in the past, they'll smell in the future...

Answer 6

Watch FOX News a lot. People who do generally end up having their heads up their asses.

Answer 7

That's a good question. If anyone could tell that all of us could avoid embarrassment.

Answer 8

try to recall what you ate in the past two or three hours / pay attention to how your abdomen feels (if it's bloated or crampy, don't do it)

Answer 9

u can't tell, it is a matter of luck

Answer 10

yea thats simple.. go to options and click preview....!