I'd be scared.
2006-06-23 16:47:09 · 21 answers · asked by bioraptor7 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
They do in Texas...
2006-06-29 18:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by Lynda P 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I would point at them and laugh heartily in my best Nelson Muntz "Ha Ha" voice, as they struggled and collapsed under their own weight, unable to even stand, let alone fly.
MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!
Then I might poke them with something. A pencil perhaps, or even a hypodermic cruelly jabbed into hard to reach parts of the mosquito's anatomy. HA!! Right in the catepisternum!! Take that!!!!
HA HA!!! Not so fun when it's the other way around is it you stupid bug!?! HA HA!!
Then I'd buzz around her all night, keeping her awake.
Perhaps I'm a little bitter.
2006-06-23 18:02:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get out the shotgun, and make me a mosquito fur coat! Course then the dumbasses from PETA would say "Mosquitos have rights too!"
Man do I sound southern tonight!
2006-06-23 16:51:35 · answer #3 · answered by Monty Python 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will go buy myself a 30 feet long mosquito spray....
2006-06-23 16:51:02 · answer #4 · answered by Clay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would only put hands over my ears when the beasts would fly by. but otherwise i would be safe from them, because mosquiotes dont attack anything that is so smaller than themselves. Maybe i will shoot one (or fish for the larvae) to make some yummy mosquito steaks!!!
2006-06-24 10:46:48 · answer #5 · answered by iva 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a common mosquito could grow that big the nose it uses pirce your skin would be to long and ocword to pirce your skin.
2006-06-24 14:44:32 · answer #6 · answered by docterwannabe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bathe in extra strength deep woods OFF every day and I'd carry one bad a$$ combat shotgun with me at all times.
2006-06-23 16:56:39 · answer #7 · answered by eggman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have an exoskeleton so won't be able to grow that large.
That is assuming of course if Dan Brown was correct in his book 'Decption Point'
2006-06-23 17:03:06 · answer #8 · answered by balans_99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't worry, cause that mosquito would be looking for some elephant butt to bite.
2006-06-23 19:38:56 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fly to Mars
2006-06-23 16:50:15 · answer #10 · answered by FY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be more worried about the giant toads and frogs and bats that would around looking for them!
2006-06-27 11:32:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋