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Don't ask why, I need answers now! They are everywhere, I am in Alabama. Do you have Zombies where you are? We are running out of ammo. What is the number for the National Guard?

2006-06-23 16:08:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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That's an easy question. Since the zombie is already dead, all you need to do is tie it down and sew another zombie head on it. Once you let it up, shoot it.

2006-06-23 16:13:30 · answer #1 · answered by Ray 7 · 1 0

How is it possible that it is still up and running with no head! tch! well, never mind, I guess you get a chainsaw and cut off the legs next!
We have the Zombies here but they are all pretty much subdued unless you are on the freeway with them. Do you live close to Flat Rock? I lived there once, they had Zombies all over there, so I left.

2006-06-23 16:14:26 · answer #2 · answered by Alias400 4 · 0 0

You could try shoting it a pic of your face - if that doesn't kill it nothing will. yea and the number for the national guard is 1-800-438-2533 seriously. Don't ask how i know that.

2006-06-23 16:28:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Make the zombies watch Desperate Housewives. If that doesn't kill em nothing will.

2006-06-23 16:11:54 · answer #4 · answered by garlic_n_wine 3 · 1 0

A very large blender. Don't have one? That's ok, just lock 'em in big trucks and drive 'em up to Wisconsin. You can use ours. Of course, you pay for your own fuel, and tipping is customary...

2006-06-23 16:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0 0

Dismemberment.
Oh, and the number's 1-800-GETALIFE lol

2006-06-23 16:11:52 · answer #6 · answered by tye_dyedfan 3 · 0 0

The spinal cord, man!!!!! quick!!!!!!

2006-06-23 16:13:13 · answer #7 · answered by SegaGenocide 5 · 0 0

WOODEN STAKE THROUGH THE HEART ?????

2006-06-23 16:11:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

**** down its neck

2006-06-23 16:11:23 · answer #9 · answered by hotrod9230 2 · 0 0

set it on fire

2006-06-23 16:12:26 · answer #10 · answered by Crash&Burn 5 · 0 0

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