tell me something genuinely funny, not scary, and not gross. please. lol
2006-06-23 15:32:56 · 6 answers · asked by Bee 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
go to www.funnyjunk.com or www.wimp.com
2006-06-23 15:36:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bacon n' Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, get outta here! We don't serve breakfast."
Later, a pair of jumper cables walks in. Bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve ya, but don't be startin' nothing."
After that, a string comes in. The bartender says, "Get out! We don't serve string."
Another string, overhearing the conversation, gets a bit upset. He starts twistin' around himself, gettin' all worked up, rubbin' and gettin' all fuzzy, then he walks in. Bartender says, "Hey, didn't you hear what I told the other guy? We don't serve string. You're a string, aren't ya?"
He says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
2006-06-23 22:37:28 · answer #2 · answered by Joka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well one time i was siting by the pool with a coke well my friend pushed me and i got coke all over me so i got up well when i got up i slip and fail in all that was on a video since it was a b-day party i felt so stupid
2006-06-23 22:40:33 · answer #3 · answered by lilgurl_721 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fencing on stage and falling off mid-swipe
2006-06-23 22:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by §}:{§ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the retarded crippled boy get for Christmas?
cancer
2006-06-23 22:36:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
see yourself in the mirror!!!
2006-06-23 22:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by grayxenon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋