i would like to keep her so i can ride her to work because my car is in the shop.
2006-06-23 14:42:59 · 10 answers · asked by gdizzle4rizzle 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
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2006-06-23 14:45:42 · answer #1 · answered by tonyintoronto@rogers.com 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear they like bacon. It's so true! My cousin had the same problem and she would lay out a strip of bacon on top of the dresser every morning and sure enough, that dandy little unicorn would pop right out! But you gotta be quick though. As soon as their done munching on the bacon they hop right back into the dresser.
Your best bet is to eventually convince it that your neighbor makes much better bacon than you do.
It's basically like the cold. You can't cure these things. You simply have to pass them on to somebody else.
2006-06-23 21:48:56 · answer #2 · answered by jermaine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
between the unicorn in your dresser and the ostrich in the closet you must have absolutely NO place to keep your clothes. i think you need to find yourself a strapping stallion unicorn and lure her out with lust. then you can hitch em together and ride to work in a carriage.
2006-06-23 22:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by purple_man_james 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer lucky day, 'cause i'm a unicorn mechanic. simply don some latex gloves, apply plenty of focus (i can't stress this enough!) close your eyes and gently ! gently lift. once lifted place said unicorn in appropriate container which must be labled " handle with care". take her outside and mount.
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2006-06-23 21:52:48 · answer #4 · answered by fooz1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coax her out with a carrot. Talk soothingly, unicorns like peace. And promise to brush her often, they do not like being disheveled.
2006-06-23 21:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by innocence faded 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
earn points dont waste them
2006-06-23 21:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Lisa♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
S t U p I d
2006-06-23 21:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bullet to your head maybe????
2006-06-23 21:47:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
JUST A LIL SPRINKLE OF PIXIE DUST SHOULD DO THE TRICK!!!!
2006-06-23 21:47:02 · answer #9 · answered by sexysweetbudsmoker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grab her by the horn and pull
2006-06-23 21:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by answer lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋