how could you ask that? don't you know?
we are the jar openers, the spider squashers, the people who help you get that can/glass/jar that is just a bit out of your reach.
we are the one's who get lost on the road and yet know exactly where we are going, and we provide you with constant sources of amusement.
we are the computer fixers, the tv buyers, the chocolate makers and buyers... and yes we are the ones who not only help you (and us) procreate, but also the ones who are more panicked and witless when the contractions start... than the person actually having the baby :P
we are your brothers, husbands, nephews, fathers, uncles, sons, and grandfathers...
and besides... who else are you going to blame when things go wrong? (you'd have yourself to blame after all :P)
we are necessary, don't you think? ;D
2006-06-23 16:02:04
·
answer #1
·
answered by kiss my wookie! 5
·
2⤊
0⤋
Same can be said of women.......
I could be very very nasty, but let's just leave it at that. Many jokes about women have been said already. 'nuf. Don't want to add insult to injury.
Now to your question -
If you are so bitter about men, you should stay the heck out of their way. You do not need to be so sarcastic and start with a defensive sentence. This is a nation of choice. So, take your pick and stay off of men.
With that attitude, no one will want to give you even a chance to have a baby anyway. I bet you are a wet blanket in bed.
2006-06-23 21:44:27
·
answer #2
·
answered by Nightrider 7
·
0⤊
0⤋
Well, I'm a guy, and I can honestly say, that you don't really need a guy. But I think its just a natural urge to have a spouse. Or people get lonely, their are mountains of reasons. But you really dont need a guy.
Oh and not all guys are lazy, lol, we do take out the trash.
2006-06-23 21:41:23
·
answer #3
·
answered by thebusstop69 2
·
0⤊
0⤋
Because, if you are married, you are in a partnership with them. And we are to love one another and God said that Man should not be alone. True they are there to make babies with us, but they are there to lend a helping hand, to let us cry on their shoulders and open pickle jars. They are there to complete us. And I love mine now more than I did 9 years ago when we first met.
2006-06-23 21:42:45
·
answer #4
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
that computer you just typed that question on was born out of a mans brain as was the software. the car you drive was born out of a mans brain. men aren't in this world to just make you happy, they have a bigger purpose here.
2006-06-23 21:53:29
·
answer #5
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
I'm sorry but did you think that "therapist question was for real"? You answered the question pretty seriously - and that made me laugh even more.
2006-06-23 23:26:20
·
answer #6
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
we need men to beat women like u senseless and to cook our dinners and be sosomized repeatedly.. Oh and whos gonna play football and pay alimony.. Someone needs to give u bitches half of a paycheck every week..
2006-06-23 21:52:54
·
answer #7
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
you need to get rid of you b/f if he makes you feel so down on love , you need to find someone that like/loves you and shows u so
2006-06-23 21:39:55
·
answer #8
·
answered by wilco254 5
·
0⤊
0⤋
im pretty sure we all wanna get ride of men one time or another but hey who will bug the sit out of us lol
2006-06-23 21:45:23
·
answer #9
·
answered by baby_4th_unknown 2
·
0⤊
0⤋
One minute you want them the next you don't need them but find a use for them. The list is unlimited.Have fun.....
2006-06-23 21:43:27
·
answer #10
·
answered by zephyr 2
·
0⤊
0⤋