2006-06-23 14:34:42 · 19 answers · asked by oveningskor 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Because Georgie is on the job. If George and his boys were looking for Bobbit's penis...it would have never been found. Kinda like WMD's.
2006-06-23 14:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by zenkitty27 5 · 9⤊ 2⤋
It's a lot bigger field. He hides. People are helping him. John Bobbit's penis didn't shoot back.
As for the WMD post a little earlier, I suggest you check this out-
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,200499,00.html
If for some reason it doesn't come up, do a search for
United States found WMD
Also, after the first Gulf War, how many SCUD missiles did the world find? After 10 years, the CIA and the rest of the world had yet to find ONE. Does that mean that Iraq didn't have SCUD missiles? NO! We all know that Iraq did have SCUDS, because they fired some of them.
Edit to answer post after mine: Using your logic, if I point a gun at you it would be fine as long as I bought it a long time ago. Are you really serious???
2006-06-23 14:53:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Bin Laden does not have a penis
2006-06-24 12:34:09 · answer #3 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO is all I can say.
To some of the other answerers:
missing link: didn't we find and elect it to the white house?
penises don't move around or shoot back, but a stray cat or dog couldn't have eaten it either, right?
WMD: methinks the answerer missed to read the part of the news where it said that the DoD says "The weapons are thought to be manufactured before 1991 so they would not be proof of an ongoing WMD program in the 1990s. "
2006-06-23 16:50:09 · answer #4 · answered by The_Dark_Knight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My My, the fools come out in droves here. The penis wasn't moving around. Bin Laden is. You are just another anti-American uninformed loser.
2006-06-23 15:16:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at it proportionately. Johnnies little dick in a small, well defined area and the searchers knew where to look almost to the inch (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk). Bin Laden on the other hand, is a 6'4" dick, but he is in an area that is thousands of square miles in size. That would make Bin Laden the harder dick to find - errrrrr - well, you know what I mean!!
2006-06-23 14:46:20 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Boof 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is convenient for W not to find bin Laden so as to use him as the 'terrorist boogeyman' in order to support the $$$$$ he is putting into the defense of the USA and to support his war in Iraq. After all, bin-Laden's dog trainer was the first cousin of the second insurgent leader who knew bi-laden's dentist was a friend of Saddam Hussein so we must attack attack attack the Iraqis because they want to kill us - and who doesn't?
2006-06-23 14:40:38 · answer #7 · answered by commonsense 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if someone were to cut off Bin Laden's penis, we'd find IT and of course, he'd come looking for it...And then we'll have him AND his penis!
I'm a freakin' genius!
2006-06-23 14:40:17 · answer #8 · answered by jermaine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Osama Bin Laden doesn't have a penis.
2006-06-23 14:37:39 · answer #9 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez.... you'd think they could find Bin Laden just from the smell.
2006-06-23 14:59:48 · answer #10 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋