i cant get to my rain boots and its laying eggs in my dirty clothes hamper.
2006-06-23 14:08:44 · 33 answers · asked by gdizzle4rizzle 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ St. Patrick's Day
Put a saddle on it and ride it around while yelling, "Onward, Allegre, onward! We musn't be late for the party!" Make sure to wear a funny hat.
2006-06-23 14:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by Jeremy W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you need is a sandbox, fill with clean sand, place in bedroom and open your closet door. Make sure your ostrich can see the sandbox. oh, almost forgot, purchase a bale of hay to lay out on the floor beside the sandbox to make a nest. Then all you just have to is sit back and wait, soon the ostrich will be drawn to the sandbox and the new nest for her eggs. You see, ostrich's love to bury their head in sand and need a nest for their eggs. If done right your ostrich will no longer be taking refuge in your closet, and you will be able to go out in the rain and not get your feet wet. Nor will you dirty laundry be covered with ostrich eggs. Note: You could make a buck buck selling baby ostrich's on eBay. Consider yourself lucky, you only had an ostrich, you could of had skeletons!!! let me know if this works for you!
2006-06-24 12:37:22 · answer #2 · answered by imma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed it well daily. Provide more dirty clothes for ostrich's comfort. Invite friends for some big ostrich-egg-breakfast-omlette when available and buy a new pair of rain boots ( maybe with ventilated soles)
2006-06-23 14:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you have an ostrich in your closet anyway? Sell it to the zoo or trade it in for a turtle.
2006-06-28 04:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I certianly think some nice ostrich food and an outing would be good for it.
2006-06-23 15:39:01 · answer #5 · answered by hopflower 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him out now. You know what they say about feeding a stray ostrich.
2006-06-27 12:17:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave a trail of whatever ostriches' eat. or - take your loses and find another closet.
2006-06-23 14:12:12 · answer #7 · answered by pjt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kill the bird save and eat the thing hatch the egg when it grows kill it hatch its egg and so on and so on lmao
2006-06-25 01:58:27 · answer #8 · answered by broken 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a gun and blow the hell out of it or sell it to the zoo for some ridiculous price.
2006-06-30 03:34:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i were you i would lure out the ostrich out of your closet with some pepsi and nacho chips... after it is out you have to
2006-06-23 14:14:11 · answer #10 · answered by george washintonn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋