It's comin kinda fast.
2006-06-23 13:41:07 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
.. well goddamned!.. that's a ******* good pack of answers you got here! (hell, I'm actually laffin' out loud here?!) ****, I don't have a ghost of a chance for the 'ten' on this one.. but what the hell, eh? I could write climb in your chickenmobile & get the flock outta there (but I know.. sounds like you had a bellyful.. er gizzardful?.. of the chicken jokes, m'man.. you did write don't ask about the chicken vs. egg dilemma in your bio.) Let me see now.. I'd just pray to the chicken god.. feather my nest ... 'egg' scape? (had enuff chickenmania yet?) heh .. regards- melancholia
2006-06-23 14:51:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 3⤋
You ask before what to do if a tornado come your house you now you have a tornado shelter in case other tornado pass near your house you can use te tornado shelter the rock is fast but have to roll a big distance you only have to go on the shelter inside the shelter wait until the rock pass and then come out the rock will roll a distance and will go far from the shelter so there are no risk the rock block the entrance
2006-06-23 20:54:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink some Rolling Rock beer while you ponder the situation. Then run, run like the wind!
2006-06-24 00:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move out the way! Or make a giant net,in double fast time to catch it!
2006-06-25 09:48:00 · answer #4 · answered by cc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get on the phone, buy giant rock crushing house insurance and then get the hell out.
2006-06-23 20:47:51 · answer #5 · answered by lecarz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey remember the BIG fireworks you bought last year? you know the ones you bought off that indian guy behind kmart? well dude now is your time to use them...and the police won't mind (at least not now) cause you were just trying to save your home! and it will give the neighbor kids something pretty to look at! good luck! see ya on the front page news! ha ha ha ha ha
2006-06-24 10:45:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plan A: Set a pit trap.
Plan B: Remove obstructions for a clear path to your house.
Plan C: Turn it into a surrealist joke.
2006-06-24 01:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by Elk n' Fresh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phft...the giant rock is no match for Chicken Boy.
2006-06-24 14:57:20 · answer #8 · answered by Betterwithpie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hook your house up to to your truck and move it down the block, the giant rock can't possibly hit all the trailers in the park...
2006-06-24 11:18:56 · answer #9 · answered by Gypsy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let it roll down the highway
2006-06-24 22:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn away from the direction the rock is coming from, bend over as far as you possibly can with your head between you knees, and kiss your a _ _ goodbye.
2006-06-23 21:19:20 · answer #11 · answered by wbwgalomine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋