posted on a malfunctioning ATM machine "OOF LINE"
sign on a cage at the zoo "DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS, GIVE IT TO THE CARETAKER INSTEAD'.
sign on a horse-drawn carriage "DO NOT TALK TO THE HORSE WHILE IN MOTION"
2006-06-23 12:52:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
sign outside a vet/taxidermist
"either way you get your dog back!"
2006-07-04 15:03:46 · answer #1 · answered by lilli b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
saw a picture of one saying no right turns but the road curves left.
heard of another one where a small town highschool football team went to championship. Everyone in town left just about so someone put up a sign on the city limits sign that said "last one out turn off the lights"
2006-06-26 02:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by summerain2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Portage LaPrairie , Manitoba, Canada on the trans canada highway in front of a church : Slow down...you might hit an Anglican.
In Biggar, Saskatchewan, Canada ,a tiny town with a population in the hundreds : New York may be big..but we are Biggar
2006-06-24 14:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by jimminycricket 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few years ago I saw a clothing store with a huge marquis outside that said, "Clearance Sale - 0% off" - of course no one was rushing to go in.
2006-07-03 15:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sign on a Milwaukee IHOP restaurant 15 years ago:
All you can eat chix $7.99
2006-06-25 04:58:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Yesterday i saw on a packet of peanuts a warning which stated - 'Warning - May contain nuts'!
Also on a carton of milk - 'Warning, may contain dairy products'!
what is the world coming to.
2006-06-23 19:59:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my town-- In front of a Mexican restaurant-- "Our Sunday Brunch is Best Friday from 9-1."
In another town I visited-- on a restaurant- "Sorry, We're Open"
2006-06-25 02:13:50 · answer #7 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw one on a childrens cough syrup bottle that said "do not operate heavy machinery" or something like that, its funny cause a little kid wouldnt be driving or something... i bet it was intended for old people who like the sweet taste of little kid medicine
2006-06-23 20:34:38 · answer #8 · answered by someone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a college exchange progam in England several years ago I saw one that said "Do not shoot garbage here." Even though I knew what they meant, I could just imagine someone shooting their garbage with a gun.
2006-07-04 20:57:19 · answer #9 · answered by e_serafina42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about Leech Innsurance
2006-06-23 19:56:01 · answer #10 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, but go to http://www.funnysign.com/ . I have heard of a town Calle H e l l. so, the town had a sign that said "Welcom to H ell"
2006-06-23 19:58:27 · answer #11 · answered by John S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋