Who would win a war between aliens and leprechauns?

Answer 1

leprechauns don't exist.

Answer 2

The aliens would obviously have the leprechauns outnumbered. There's simply more of us. Not to mention leprechauns are filled with greed, and hungry for power. They are also cowardly, and remain in fear of people stealing their gold. These attributes would be to the leprechauns downfall.

A leprechaun would certainly lose a war against us aliens. All I have to do is shut my giant green eyelids and concentrate. Light will glow from my head and the leprechauns will do my bidding. We've mastered mind control. There is no defense against this.

Even in your average knife fight, a leprechaun couldn't stand a chance. Leprechauns are abject alcoholics and would probably just end up falling down on their own knife.

That leprechaun might get sneaky though and drive a car bomb into our spaceship, but that's only if we landed. I mean come on, aliens would outfight the leprechauns due to our air superiority. We'd bomb the shite out of those magical freaks, and then we'd steal all there gold. I mean that's what happened to the Nazis, right?

If a Tralfamadorian ever fought a war with anyone it would probably be with England in an attempt to liberate the northern leprechauns from British rule. I mean it's their land!

Fact is, it would never come to war, because us aliens are so highly advanced and have already witnessed the ravages of war. We've seen what it has done to your precious planet Earth. We Tralfamadorians, for example would win over the leprechauns with diplomacy, love, and understanding. We Tralfamadorians spread peace and unconditional love throughout the universe. We don't solve our problems through war anymore, but watch out for the Alpha Centaurions! They're some of the most brutal assholes this side of the Milky Way. Tralfamadorians are loving pacifists, but we're definitely not hippies, because hippies suck.

Answer 3

the aliens would try and attack, and the leprechauns would give them a drink. they'll all sit around getting pissed, the aliens would realise that perhaps this world domination thing ain't what it's cracked up to be, have a cuppa tae and a bun and head home. a hundred years later, the leprechauns will go to their home planet looking for work as builders, take over whole cities in drunken brawls, and settle down for a snooze.

Answer 4

I think aliens would win as long as they keep the gold away from the leprechauns.

Answer 5

dude, it depends. what kind of powers do leprechauns have? are they magical? what kind of technology do the aliens have? surely any technology they possess will be so advanced that it seems like magic. on first glance i'd have to say aliens, especially if they are of the alien or predator type. leprechauns are kind of pansies. that is, of course, you are dealing with an evil leprechaun. in this cause they might be able to serve you up a nice plate of whoop a$$.

Answer 6

Don't know, I would need more information. The aliens would have more stuff to fight with but leprechauns sure are tricky. But I would put my money on the aliens, due to the unknown factor.

Answer 7

Since Chuck Norris would fight with the Aliens, the leprechauns would get a serious beating!

Answer 8

aliens because aliens have more technology than leprechauns,so there for they would win

Answer 9

I'm an alien and my technological power is so beyond that of a leprechauns! Rainbows and gold coins?? ha! Chances of survival ... 0000000000000000000 !!!!!!

Answer 10

aliens, they got ships and laser guns and can walk threw walls!

end the end the leprechauns will only end up with a probe... in the end lol

Answer 11

We leprechauns would win and sure i'll tell ya why!
First no amount of fancy this or fancy that technology will overcome genuine magic. Us leprechauns can survive ANYTHING-obviously ya haven't seen me wee cousin Mic in the leprechauns films, he was even in space in the 5th one.
2nd-yiz couldn't control our minds coz we're out of our minds with the craic (great fun).
3rd, we do drink a wee drop a the stuff alright but we wouldn't fall on our knoves 't all at all. We'd just start up the mezmerizin' irish music, dance a wee jig so fast your spaceships'd be confused and crash and we'd stab in your stupid green eyes and take em coz everythin green belongs to us ya dirty fecker!
4th, we dont need no ships to get places like yous.
5th How dare you all folks above the alien think the aliens'd win-there'll be a car bomb in your shoes in the mornin' for each and every one a ya.
6th Abjectly drunk me a,r_s.e-its called a finer state of inebriation
7th There's no northern leprechauns
8th I couldn't give a flyin' fiddler's F*U/C&K what you do and dont do coz we're so advanced we dont give a rats a.r*se aboot aliens n rayguns and weapons and the like.
9th Come to MY ISLAND and i'll take your eyes out ya big wierd aliens yiz, why do yiz tink ya never took over earth, coz we were here!!!!!!
10th Greedy! Me hole i'm greedy! All i wants is me pot a gold and the heart of a wee lassie if its free for her to give.
11th Power hungry-me hole again and twice over the donkeys hole! If we wanted power sure wouldn't we have it?
12th If ya cant get a world a yer own aliens then get out. Your about as welcome here as a pioneer in a brewery, about as welcome as a priest in a brothel, about as welcome as wasps in me icecream.
Go way will ya, yiz look like ya had the face of a blind carpenter's thumb. Your about as pretty as a bulldog likin' p-i*ss off nettles!
Go on now away with yiz before i REALLY get cross.
Feck yiz anyway!