you are in a crowded elevator, and the person farts, and all other people look at you and thinking you are the one.. How would you respond to situation like that? (it doesnt matter if it is smelly or loud fart)
2006-06-23 10:01:52 · 14 answers · asked by YourDreamDoc 7 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
I would just laugh and sy not me.
2006-06-23 10:13:00 · answer #1 · answered by mike67333 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Same way I do when it IS me: like it's gonna happen every now and again, so stop acting like kids and face the dang door Mr. My- farts- are- quiet- and- smell- like- roses! SHEESH. What next? Someone gonna laugh coz they brushed up against someones booty?
Plus, if I make like I'm the one who did it, and who's gotta complaint coz it's been awhile since I whupped up on someone, then the real "dealer" can live in peaceful anonymity. Farting in public is dang embarrassing after all.
2006-06-23 17:07:50 · answer #2 · answered by Ananke402 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess I would look at them and then say Excuse me very sweetly and tell them ... I just ate tons of beans ... if you try to say it wasn't you, you know that they are not gonna believe you, so just deal and pray and hope that you NEVER see these people again as long as you live
2006-06-23 17:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by Bec 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would look around and say "oh my god, I just gambled with a fart and lost".
2006-06-23 17:06:03 · answer #4 · answered by luveeduvee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Say "Not me, I don't eat raw sewage."
2. Say "He who smelt it dealt it."
3. Continue facing forward staring at the door and pray for your floor to get there.
4. Ask, "Does anyone think I did that, raise your hand." And smack anyone that raises their hand and yell, "Wrong!"
2006-06-23 17:06:46 · answer #5 · answered by Thrasher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill tell everbody n fart too prove that my farts are different lol
2006-06-23 17:16:27 · answer #6 · answered by n/a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignore everything - cause' no matter what you say, they will still think that you are the one responsible. It doesn't matter what you say.
2006-06-23 17:04:33 · answer #7 · answered by shirlock27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say, "I swear that it wasn't me" and try and get a laugh as always.
2006-06-23 17:05:51 · answer #8 · answered by madbaldscotsman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would probably just laugh and say "get you some"
2006-06-23 17:09:20 · answer #9 · answered by jenn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say excuse me my pocket elf did it.
2006-06-23 17:14:16 · answer #10 · answered by jessi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say I didn't do it. I wouldn't be able to help myself
2006-06-23 17:05:57 · answer #11 · answered by Gatherer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋