It was the night my stupid friend wandered off and brought someone back to our table. The guy he brought back was looking at some girl standing at the bar and her boyfriend got mad. He came over and started a fight with the guy my stupid friend brought back. Next thing I know the guy from the bar hits the other guy right in the face and he flies over the table into my lap. My chair turns over and I got this stupid guy in my lap along with the fresh beers we had just ordered. To make it even worse, I am there on the floor in the over turned chair with my legs straight up in the air and I had a skirt on. I was so embarrassed. Then I heard someone yell "GET THE GIRL!! SHE FELL OVER!!" I just wanted to crawl away and die.
2006-06-23 10:05:00
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answer #1
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answered by Dovah 3
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Falling on my butt in front of everyone getting up after a break to go back onstage. Some doofus left a wooden chess set next to my chair and I forgot it was there and slid on it. I cringe at the memory.
2006-06-24 17:51:07
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answered by ? 6
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Seeing an old wino urinate under the bar because he was too drunk to walk to the men's room. This happened when I was 6, I've stayed out of bars ever since.
2006-06-23 16:57:12
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answered by Anonymous
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The night I spent $30+ and once I left and was outside in the fresh air I lost it all.
I haven't drunk since then. I can think of better things to spend my money on and enjoy it better. Like buying Pepsi instead.
2006-06-23 17:51:48
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answered by Anonymous
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Just being there. I hate bars because most of the time the people in there are jacka**es.
2006-06-23 17:02:32
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answer #5
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answered by yogazen 4
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Drink champagne and get dizzy! I was at a date and i started do crazy things!
2006-06-24 13:00:51
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answered by iulia_nne 2
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thought i had a good one, but it won't top Karen P.....she deserves 10 points for that debacle.
2006-06-23 18:16:55
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answered by why do i? 6
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imine is just like youres!
2006-06-23 18:35:19
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answered by p!nk_f@iry 2
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