Ive been doing some research myself and most would be shocked to find that many graveyards are not ready for the zombie revolution. We cannot kill zombies hence we must keep them in the graves. If you see a graveyard with low fences please warn your congressman. After much study i have found that only graveyards in poor communities are equipped with high enough fences to prevent these attacks.
2006-06-23 07:05:05 · 5 answers · asked by paddy 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Finally, a believer!
I have extensive plans to pass new legislation that will require all new coffins to be air tight and be filled with cement, thus holding the zombie hoard inside of their resting places. Older graves will also be safeguarded with injected cement.
I believe there will come a day when we can all live without fences.
2006-06-23 07:14:15 · answer #1 · answered by C P R 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Yeeaaah Boooiiiiii! My neighborhood graveyard has a tall fence with spikes around it, plus they lock them in at night.
Plus, 9 out of 10 researchers report that destroying the head or removing the brain renders the zombie harmless and inanimate.
We must all be prepared! Machetes, cricket bats, croquet mallets, slingshots, anything. Always prepare! Think, people!
Plus, laying in a supply of sticky icky may not be a bad idea
2006-06-23 07:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many times have you sat through "Night of the Living Dead," while smoking Arkansas Polio Weed?
2006-06-23 07:08:37 · answer #3 · answered by aboukir200 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We must all raise our chainsaws and shotguns to kill the uprising foe! *grabs chainsaw and revs loudly* KILL!!!!!!
2006-06-23 07:32:22 · answer #4 · answered by queenofnightmares2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another racist ploy by the evil white man ----just another way for him to keep minorities down------call jesse jackson!!!!!
2006-06-23 07:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋