he is the one standing on the driveway when the police come to arrest you for having a party.
he has a twenty foot flag pole in his yard cause his wife has taken his away.
he has the nicest yard on the street cause he is always working on it to get away from the ball and chain.
he makes more money then you do and has to work 70 hours a week to do it getting away from his family and secretly having affairs at the office.
are men conservatives or wimps .
2006-06-23 07:03:37 · 16 answers · asked by playtoofast 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
you live in a different neighborhood than I, but it sounds like you are a bit envious. It's easy to spot the conservative in your neighborhood. He's the one who has two nice new cars, a nice green manicured lawn because he takes PRIDE in his appearance. He's the one playing ball with his kids, has the barbeques on weekends and goes to church on Sunday morning. He'll be the first one to lend a helping hand if there is an emergency. He'll also most likely to be the one who is best equipped to HANDLE an emergency. And, God forbid if we were invaded, he'd have the weapons to protect the neighborhood. He'd hand out guns to everyone, well except for the moron next door with his Kerry Edwards sticker on his Prius.
2006-06-23 07:15:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 4⤋
Hmmmm...that's making me think:
1. I called the police about my neighbors being too loud at 2AM last night.
2. Everyone on my street is flying a flag (7/4 is coming up)
3. I have the nicest yard because I hire a landscaper
4. I'm probably the wealthiest person on my street
F*ck, I'm a conservative. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-23 14:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is usually the one knocking on my door at 8:30 AM on a Saturday trying to tell me how much I've sinned and how I'm going to hell until I read the bible and find salvation in Jesus Christ.
I proceed with my with comebacks:
Can God make a rock heavy enough that even he couldn't lift it?
What happened in Jesus' life from age 13 - 29?
If God hates homosexuality, why does he make people inherently gay?
He then proceeds to cry and tell me I'm a very, very bad man.
The End.
2006-06-23 14:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by Mister_fin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So then I guess your liberal neighbor is the one that is getting arrested, burnt his flag pole down, has grass up to his windows and dead trees all around, and is on welfare with 9 kids by 4 women?
Dude, what the hell are you getting at?
2006-06-23 14:06:41 · answer #4 · answered by obviously_you'renotagolfer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is also 300 pounds and drives a gas guzzling SUV with a W 06 bumpersticker.
2006-06-23 15:21:04 · answer #5 · answered by Dr.Feelgood 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I can spot a conservative in my neighborhood...I just look in the mirror or look at DH. How I wish I did have that much money...Oh, next party, your done.
2006-06-23 14:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can usually tell them by the white hoods they wear on meeting nights or cross burning nights.
2006-06-23 14:09:54 · answer #7 · answered by happytraveler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes he is the one that goes to work every morning!
2006-06-23 14:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by Homeless in Phoenix 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure there must be a point there somewhere, but for the life of me, I can't find it.
2006-06-23 14:08:41 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. Quest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the ideal ignorant american.
pleaase dont have kids, beacause stupidity multiplies itself
2006-06-23 14:15:14 · answer #10 · answered by dave k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋